EVENING NIGHTCAP: MJ Is Being Side-Eyed. Is Tyler Done with Meghan & Harry? No One Is Asking For A Charlie's Reboot.

 

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► By now you may have heard that Michael Jordan (the athlete not the actor) is getting slam dunked for his eyebrow raising behavior towards Tyler Reddick's son, Beau. If you haven't, then put on your Olivia Benson detective hat. During yesterday's celebration of Tyler Reddick's win of the Dayton 500, Michael Jordan was filmed exhibiting some bizarre actions. In case you were wondering WTF was MJ doing there in the first place, he's a HUGE fan of NASCAR; and he's supposedly good friends with Tyler. Some are calling MJ's behavior creepy and inappropriate; while others are defending MJ by claiming he was merely trying to get something off the kid's backside. The video is below. You be the judge. Read More 

Comment: My friends give me crap because I have never been a fan of MJ. Or Kobe Bryant. Those 2 have always given me shady vibes. Kobe and the sexual assault / rape accusations that were swept under the rug and forgotten. MJ with his supposedly gambling. Anyhoo...let's assume for a sec that MJ was trying to get something off the kid's back side. Then why the hell did he then rub the kid's legs? Weird. For the umpteenth time folks: keep your damn hands to yourself. If someone has something on their clothes, just point it out to them. If it's a kid...tell their parents. And if something doesn't belong to you, don't touch it.

►Inside sources (probably the royal Corgis) are saying that Madea (Govt Name: Tyler Perry) is done with Walmart Wallis and Temu Edward. According to an article by The Globe via Yahoo (riveting research), Madea loaned the couple $14 million and now they're having a wee-bit of a problem paying him back. The source claims that Tyler is, "furious the money challenged couple is ghosting him". Um, okay.  In a recent sit down with the UK Sunday Times, Tyler was asked how he helped them settle in the USA. He stoically responded, "I didn't. Meghan is from California. She knows California well. There was nothing to prepare them for." Wow, loving words of support. Allllrighty then. Read More 

Meghan Markle; Tyler Perry; and Prince Harry. Photo: Yahoo.com

Comment: This could be the plot of a new movie, "Madea's Collection Agency".  I gotta wonder how WW and TE are paying their bills these days. The "As If" products are piling up unsold. The Archwell staff is non-existence. The speaking gigs have dried up. Maybe Harry outta write a sequel to "Spare Me" and call it, "Buy Me".  If they have money troubles, there's always Go Fund Me. There are plenty of suckers who will buy a bullshit story and donate to someone  living in a multi-million dollar mansion. 

 

► Sony Pictures is developing a new Charlie's Angels movie. Let's call it for what it is: a cash grab. They have signed director Pete Chiarelli (Crazy Rich Asians); and Flower Films as the production company (which is owned by Drew Barrymore). The franchise's first two movies  (2000 and 2003) with Drew Barrymore, Lucy Liu, and Cameron Diaz were hits. But the 3rd in 2019 with Kristen Stewart, Naomi Scott, and Ella Balinska was a supernova of crap. Oh, let's not forget the 2011 TV series reboot which lasted 7 episodes before it was neutered. No word on casting or plot for the new reboot/ rehash/regurgitation/ re-imaging.  Read More

2019 Charlie's Angels. Photo: Movieweb.com

Comment: I seriously doubt Drew, Lucy, or Cameron will be back for the 4th. Drew is 50 and busy with her talk show and sitting an uncomfortable nose hair away from her guests. Lucy is 57 and has better things to do. Cameron is 53 and  raking in the $$ with voice over work for the 27th Shrek.  Give it a rest...no one is asking for this.