EVENING NIGHTCAP: Tiger May Get Away With It. Alyssa Milano Defends Celeb Go Fund Me. Um...Who's Dis?
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► What do Tiger Woods and Shia La Beouf have in common? They're a menace to society. Tiger has jumped the line for March's Shit Bag of the Month. You may have heard Tiger was arrested for DUI and crashing his car. He can add this arrest to his resume that includes incidents in 2009, 2017, and 2021. Insiders say that Tiger has an attitude of reckless abandonment for speed limits and the local Florida cops know it. Tiger has a habit of driving like he's a Formula 1 racer and when the police see him, they shrug and look the other way. When he was arrested for this latest incident, he refused a urine test. Some speculate his refusal = he was on drugs.
Over the weekend, Florida police said his refusal of the urine test will make it difficult (more like impossible) to prove what substance he was on that impaired his driving. BTW, he tested negative for booze. In the past, the PGA and others have forgiven Tiger's fuckery. However, if SM has anything to say about it, that may be coming to an end. Many are calling for him to be suspended from the PGA and to serve jail time. Read More and Read Some More
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| Tiger Woods' mug shot, March 2026. Photo: Wikipedia |
Comment: Tiger may once again get away with being a shit bag. Without the urinalysis, prosecutors cannot prove if he was impaired due to drugs or some unknown substance. Wait a sec: What more proof is needed? Look at his mug shot! His bloodshot eyes is all the evidence I need to know this POS is on something. If he were to serve jail time, his MAGA buddy, the Orange Turd, would pardon him. Anyhoo, this ahole is lucky he hasn't killed anyone. No doubt his celeb status allows him to get away with behavior that, for plebs like us, would result in serious jail time, fines, losing our job, and license revoked.
"A recognizable face from a beloved show fifteen years ago does not guarantee permanent wealth. The entertainment industry is cyclical and unpredictable. Income arrives in bursts, followed by long stretches of waiting. So when friends of Eric Dane and James Van Der Beek organized GoFundMe campaigns, what they were doing was not frivolous. Their friends were doing something ordinary. They were passing the hat. Perhaps the more revealing question is not why anyone would give, but why generosity toward someone recognizable provokes such suspicion. Compassion should not have a means test."
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| Alyssa Milano, undated. Photo: Xavier Collin/Image Press Agency/MEGA/The Blast |
Comment: I'd like to ask Alyssa: WTF was her "means test" in "passing the hat" of her Go Fund Me bullshit to pay for her kid's baseball team trip? Also: How the hell did Van Der Beek afford a $4.8 million ranch and a $2 million house in Beverly Hills if he was so destitute? Eric Dane had a net worth of $7 million. His ex-wife, Rebecca Gayhart, is engaged to a billionaire. Alyssa is missing the point of why people are outraged at celebs Go Fund Me: It's the audacity of successful multi-millionaires passing their Gucci hat for a handout. Do you think Alyssa would donate to a pleb's GFM? Or James & Kim Van Der Beek donating to some poor schmuck so they can save their home? Or Eric Dane & his ex-wife? HELL NO. They'd file a complaint. Hey Alyssa - - -> S.T.F.U.
► Here's Angelina Jolie looking like a stressed out Clinique counter manager. Damn, at least drag a brush across your hair. The Kool-Aid red lipstick = No Bueno. Clearly, N.F.G.
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| Angelina Jolie at at Tom Ford event, March 30, 2026. Photo: @VCG via Getty/Hello Magazine |
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