PECKERWOOD'S WEEKLY LUNOCRACY POST! For the Week of 3/16/2026!
Viagra Boys
Troglodyte
He goes to work on his computerHe thinks about his gun at homeOne day he's gonna be a shooterHe's gonna bring his gun to work
He thinks about the ones who wronged himAnd the punishments they'll faceBut things, they would play out much differentBack in the time when we were apes
Huh
When everybody was a monkey, haWe had to fight just to surviveAnd now you got yourself a weaponYou think you choose who lives or dies
But when we had hairy arms and legsAnd you were still swimming 'round in a lakeYeah, you were still a troglodyteYou just evolved a bit too late
You ain't no ape, you're a troglodyteYou ain't no ape, you're a troglody-ay-ay-yte
Oh
He says he don't believe in scienceHe thinks that all the news is fakeAnd late at night he sits on his computerAnd writes about the things he hates
But if it was a million years agoAnd we were still living in cavesYou would not be welcomed by the other apes'Cause you evolved a bit too late
You ain't no ape, you're a troglodyteYou ain't no ape, you're a troglody-ay-ay-yteYeah, you're a troglody-ay-ay-yte
Yeah, you're a, yeah, you're aYeah, you're a t-t-t-t-troglodyteOh, oh, ha-ha-ha-haTroglodyte
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