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Those old-fashioned, far from human-looking plastic sex dolls who looked like they were wordlessly screaming for help will be a thing of the past as Artificial Intelligence has taken the sex doll industry into a very unusual place. It is Lars and The Real Girl with a twist. These sexbots can replicate human emotions and learn more about you as you have heart to "heart" talks about everything in your life, creating a sense of intimacy that can cement a bond between the guy and his minxy bot. They are also programmed to simulate sexual encounters, but it can get out of hand, nearly working their poor, ridiculous owners so hard it could kill them or break their dicks for life. Seriously, they can go so hard the man can suffer injuries that there's no way back from or suffer acute cardiac arrest.  Yet this isn't what is most concerning about these sexbots. Experts are terrified for the incels who buy them because these bots can also turn Ex Machina-style and do dark deeds...

  Elon and Mark make a lovely couple and belong together since they have so much in common: they worship money and power, have weird hair, fuck people over who help them with ideas: this could be the power couple of all power couples. What you didn't know is that these two crazy kids enjoy romantic walks on the beach, frolicking in the sea, and warm, tender embraces, so love was due to bloom. Look at them. Hands entwined, these two evil geniuses look happier than we have ever seen them, and they are now out of the closet and free to be.  Well, not quite. A hero-Sir Doge of the Coin(he's probably a creep, but for this purpose, he'll do)-turned tech against them and used AI to create these images, and even though they aren't real, they look like two Silicon Valley billionaires who found true love on Grindr.  That Elon's own irreverent Twitter user created these images made it all the funnier because Meta's Threads has been deemed a success and could take Twitter o...