Peckerwood Manor

It seems that in the past month, we had two similar stories about Jacob Elordi and Brad Pitt, but Henry Cavill also told us something that kind of tickles my funny bone. Jacob and Brad may have anger issues, prone to being volatile in one instance and violent in the other. Which one is violent? Hmmm. One allegedly has a fuel truck in his past, and pulled a whiskey-fueled, sloppy Wendy O. Williams while screaming "Fuuuck Yooouuu Angieeeeee!" at the top of his lungs. At least that is how I picture it. The other tried to strangle a producer after a harmless yet provocative joke. And Henry, why he's positively prudish about sex scenes and clutches his man pearls when things get too hot in a movie. Imagine that. Two thugs and a prig.  Jacob needs to start meditating or smoking weed around the clock; this brute tried to choke a producer, shoving him against a wall, then demanded that he erase the video evidence showing, at the very least, that he has no sense of humor. I mean,

Welcome to the difficult world of frog dating, where the females have taken the art of avoiding unwanted advances to a whole new level. You see, when a male frog gets a little too amorous, the female frog doesn't just say, "Not tonight, dear." or "fuck off, you skeeve." No, she goes all out and plays dead. Yes, you heard that right. She plays dead. This is like when your blind date shows up looking like Ron Jeremy's sleazier twin, and you don't wretch; you simply ask to be excused, and you climb out of the bathroom window (thank the universe for those) since you can't ease past him because the host/ess put you at a table with a view of the front door. You know how you do that? Surely, I am not the only one. Surely . This nifty behavior, known as "tonic immobility," is usually an anti-predator tactic. But in the world of frogs, it's also a handy way to avoid an overly eager suitor. The female frog just lies there, stiff as a board, looki