► As I'm waiting to find out if a work project is a go or no go, I wasted time perusing the internet when this little gem caught my fanciful eye. A few days ago Jennifer Lopez-Noa-Judd-Almost Affleck-Anthony-Almost Rodriguez-Affleck-TBD was denied entry at a Chanel store in Istanbul. In case you care, the serial   divorcée  was there as part of her euro trash "Up All Night" tour. That's the reboot of her "This Is Me...Now" world tour she cancelled last year because of poor ticket sales. While in Europe, JLo has been performing at quaint venues including a 2,000 seating capacity ballroom at a health spa in Turkey. Not even Europeans want to see her. Anyway, JLo took some time off to blow her earnings. She thought that she could parade into at Chanel store and they would fling the doors open welcoming her with champagne flutes and caviar. WRONG. Security guards (in their best Mariah Carey voice) said, "We don't know you" and turned her away. Wh...

   ► After an exhausting 3 days of wearing couture, waving to plebs and sailing into Venice  in a mega yacht to attend Jeff Bozo and Dirty Sanchez wedding, new besties Oprah Winfrey, Gayle King, and momager Kris Jenner needed to recuperate. They took their reign of entitlement terror to Spain where they sailed around the coast on a yacht the size of an aircraft carrier. The trio shared photos taken by Beelzebub Studios showing them sunning and planning their world domination. You just know these three harpies never leave home without their crew of photographers, stylist, make up artist, and hairdressers to capture impromptu moments like the one below. I can hear them say, "let's sit on these outrageously expensive custom made pillows to show the plebs we're just like them". Now take those pillows away and get our gold thrones.   Read More Comment : When I saw this photo, I immediately thought the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse needs to be updated to reflect moder...

This dress does nothing for her breasts. It makes them look lop-sided. These women are so needy of water that I could not resist writing something, anything, about these cringefests who need to be desired and admired for their beauty and sexiness, and they are willing to pay any price; even dignity and self-respect aren't off the table. They don't give a damn about our opinions or derision.  Unfortunately for the environment,  their massive amounts of desperation are known to suck every H2O molecule out of the atmosphere within  a 5 thousand-mile radius.  "LOOK AT ME, DAMMIT!!!" is their mantra and silent chant as they go about finding ways to get their names trending in entertainment news. These women are so fatally parched they even deserve a theme song, maybe Rod Stewart's "Da Ya Think I'm Sexy" from 1978 when Rod was hot stuff, although, to my contemporary eyes, he gives off sleazeball hanging around skeeving on blonde leggy models vibes.   Speak...