► Madonna (67) is getting in on the grifting education game by offering an online course for $30.00 / a month. The course, "The Mystical Studies of the Zohar" is a master class taught by her and some dude at the Kabbalah Center. Um, okay. The name of the class is better suited as the working title for movie mash up of Ghostbusters & Big. Wasn't Zohar the name of the carnival machine in Big? Anyway, Madonna will share the wisdom she's accumulated over the years about Kabbalah, such as the proper shade of red to use for the string bracelet and how to tie it correctly. Actually she said, “I hope this course inspires people to ask more questions about life, and how they can make a positive impact on the world."  The only question I want this course to answer is why she keeps spending money on lousy plastic surgery.   Read More   Comment : According to a press release, "she wants people to enroll so they can accelerate spiritual growth and manifest your h...

Excuse me while I wipe away the tears fallen from my eyes as they witness the sheer beauty of this incredible masterpiece! * tingle *

In this week's edition of bad art, we bring you a few of the works of Australian artist, tw1tterpicasso , a master of trolling celebrities with absolutely shittastic portraits. Behold! 

Joan Crawford Bowshi