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Welcome, fellow trollops, to the latest edition of "Who's This Week's Thirstiest Ho?" Today's trio are drier than Travis Kelce's nut sac (Tay-Tay is so not a teabagger, thankyew), so they need all the moisture they can get. First up, we have Eddie Murphy , who's been on the publicity ho stroll for his new movie, "Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F," which arrives nearly 30 years after "Beverly Hills Cop III," so obviously there's been pent-up demand for it. Either that or Eddie, the father of 10 children with 5 different women, needs some cheddar. Please note that   Nic Canon has 12 children with 6 different women. No word yet on whether he followed in Eddie's  raw-dogging steps when he insured his cojones. I suppose some things really must remain a mystery. Not a mystery? Eddie's thirst, since he's been taking this time to tell multiple interviewers about the cultural importance of his work and to call out all the meanies who d...

Welcome, fellow trollops, to the latest edition of "Who's This Week's Thirstiest Ho?" Today's trio are drier than all those nasty couch cushion crumbs you've yet to vacuum up, so they need all the moisture they can get. First up, someone forgot to tell me that April was Clam Bumping Month™, because this week, not one, but two, female tarlets proudly announced that they're Lawrence Welk fans, if'n you get me drift. The first, Sophia Bush, a 40-ish actress formerly married to someone named Chad Michael Murray, and someone else named Grant Hughes, made headlines by announcing that her new lesbean lover is retired soccer star, Ashlyn Harris.  "Sophia Bush Hard-Launches New Relationship!" announced The Daily Beast  in a boner-shock headline that missed the ham wallet point by a mile. But whatevs. Welcome to the alphabet club, Sophia. Is Sophia thirsty? I don't think so, since she's not simultaneously promoting a new book, album, or sex toy...

Sheila Kennedy and Axl Rose decades after the allegations happened. The Adult Survivor's Act in New York was temporary, and the window closes at midnight on November 24, 2023. This means that survivors of s*xual assault need to get their cases filed before Friday to have their cases considered in court. Even though this is a dire subject, I feel as though the survivors should get standing ovations for pushing well-known, despicable people into the spotlight and calling them what they are-Entitled Predators. Right under the wire, Diddy got his ass handed to him, and it was so long in coming that it was like someone had lifted a lid off of a Pandora's Box, and everybody had a very nasty story to tell about him. Even I had stories about him, and after I wrote the story, I got another one from my cousin's fiancée*. Even after he settled his case, stories are being told about him. I sincerely hope this is the same for Axl Rose, Jamie Foxx, and a fistful of other bad actors.  She...