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Saturday is Caturday: THE FERAL CAT UPSTAIRS
: A Feline Noir. Post your Kitties!

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  I wrote years and years ago during a harrowing chapter in my life. Since some of you liked my noir writing. I will share this one with you. I hope you like it.    THE FERAL CAT UPSTAIRS:
 A Noir Confessional in 9 Lives or Less!  I’ve never seen him, not clearly.
A silhouette, once—on the landing. Shadow on shadow, staring back like he knew all my secrets and none of my boundaries. He blinked once. Slowly. The universal cat sign for you are beneath me but useful. Then he was gone.  We call him “Upstairs,” like a ghost or a rumor.
 He doesn’t meow. He doesn’t purr. He thuds. Late at night, just as you’re drifting off or trying to decide if carbs are still the enemy, he makes his move. A heavy-footed gallop across the ceiling like he’s chasing God or dodging rent.  I’ve questioned my sanity, naturally.
 Asked the neighbors, the landlord, the moon. No one claims him. No one feeds him. No one has ever seen a litter box. And yet the scratching continues. T...

Saturday is Caturday! Bengal Cats Are A Most Unique Breed. Post your kitties!

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  If you’ve ever looked at your housecat and thought, "I wish this fur-covered decorative pillow had the wild, pulsing energy of a jungle predator and the self-esteem of a Hollywood publicist," allow me to introduce you to the Bengal. They are the feline equivalent of a panther in designer leopard print, with the soul of a chaotic neutral sorcerer. A Bengal cat is what happens when an Asian leopard cat has a fling with a domestic feline, and their descendants collectively agree to never calm down. Ever.  Bengals are, quite frankly, almost too beautiful. Their coats shimmer with something called "glitter," a genetic feature that makes them glisten in the light like they’ve just returned from a spa day with the moon. Spotted or marbled, they strut through your home like 90s megamodels with knives for feet. Their eyes, often electric green or gold, don’t just look at you—they audit your life choices.   Take SukiCat , for example: an online Bengal goddess who travels ...

EVENING NIGHTCAP: If Cats Were In The Olympics. Get Your Drunk On With Walmart Wallis (WW). I Can't Stop Laughing At This Ad!

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  ► For once, AI has created something that's both hilarious and inspiring. Making the rounds on the internet is an AI video of "If Cats Were In The Olympics". The first video features cats as divers.  Now this is how you do AI. You combine world class technology, feline prowess, and one of my favorite Olympic sports: high diving. BTW,  I also like the luge, ski high jump, and ice skating (don't judge). Kitties as ice skaters!  I propose the International Olympic Committee pull their heads out of their asses and create a new category: AI Animal Sports. Video is below.   Read More Comment : This is what the Olympics should be like. Forget having actual athletes spend years of training and money to earn a medal that will tarnish by the time a sponsor drops them over a scandal. Or cities going bankrupt to build venues that will never be used after the Olympics roll out of town. This is the future and what the Olympics should be.      ► Walm...

Saturday is Caturday! What intelligent thing can your cat do? Post photos, memes, videos or anything kitty!

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This week, I found a cute video to share. This holiday season is busier than normal, so I will post what I can on Caturdays to keep Kitty Corner at the manor open for business. What intelligent things do your cats do? I have one that opens doors and has figured out how to get to the treats for cats and dogs. I had to put a lock on the door, or else she would feed the pets treats like a benevolent treat goddess. 

Saturday is Caturday! The Mysterious Pallas's Cat and photos, videos, memes and anything kitty related.

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Pallas's cats, also known as manuls, are fascinating creatures with unique behaviors and characteristics. These tiny wild cats are perfectly adaptable to the harsh conditions of their habitat, including montane grasslands and Central Asia steppes. They are small wild cats with long and dense light grey fur and rounded ears set low on the sides of the head. They have a stocky posture and appear stout and plush due to their long, thick coat, which helps protect them in their frosty habitat. Their head-to-body length ranges from 46 to 65 cm (18-25 inches) with a 21 to 31 cm(8-12 inch) long bushy tail, weighing 2.5 to 4.5 kg (5 to 9 lbs). Suppose you are looking for Pallas's cats. In that case, you can find them in Asian countries like Nepal, China, Iran, and Mongolia, primarily in hilly areas and steppes with rocky outcroppings between 9,000 and 13,000 feet. Their habitat has little rainfall and low humidity, and they cannot live in deep, loose snow areas. The Pallas cat has the l...

Saturday is Caturday! Native Americans and Cats. Post photos, videos, memes or anything kitty.

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For Thanksgiving, I decided to write about cats and Native Americans, and I will write a similar post for pups tomorrow. I wanted to know the significance of cats in their culture and was surprised by some things, not others. Cats are such awesome creatures; it should come as no surprise that they are revered and feared all around the world. Today, I offer the history of cats in Native American culture.  Felines have held significant meaning in Native American culture, with various tribes attributing spiritual and symbolic importance to them. For many tribes, cats were deeply spiritual and sacred, representing independence, guardian energy, Eros, the esoteric, and mystery. Cats were seen as guardians and were associated with independence and mystery, reflecting the spiritual beliefs and values of the tribes. However, not all tribes harbored positive feelings for cats. The Oglala tribe avoided cats, believing they had the power to place horrible curses on those who crossed their pat...

Saturday is Caturday! Luna the Pantera, posts photos, videos, memes, stories or anything feline.

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This week was busy, so I thought it would highlight one of my favorite Big Cat channels. Luna the Pantera. This is a video of her from a baby born in a zoo to a home with a loving family. I watch it with captions to understand the Russian. Luna, as a cub, is just like a little kitten, and it is sweet to watch. 

Saturday is Caturday! The Kitten Lady Saves One Life at a Time. Post your babies, memes, photos, videos, or just tell a story!

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My friends have been pushing me to get back into rescue for the last several years, but I simply haven't had the time with 4 human kittens and 6 pets of our own, not including the horses and barn cats. After talking to my family (who are so excited, and the husband used to help me, so he is all for it) and thinking about it, I am going to put together a rescue for pregnant kitty and puppy mamas and their babies. If I can hire some full-time staff, I would expand it to include rabbits, farm animals, and horses. I have the space, resources, and heart; all I needed was the will.  It is going to take me about a year or so to organize and get a spot in my house ready, but with the wars going on and feeling helpless to do anything, I finally have the will. I have to help the world in some way, and it starts with my passion-animals. I will share some photos with you of the newborns and let you know how they progress.  So, in that vein, I thought a post about a true hero, The Kitten L...

Saturday is Caturday! Hot Guys with Cats! Post cat photos, memes, videos or anything cat related.

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I figured, why not show some good-looking men with cats? It was a chore, I tell you. Looking at ripped abs and biceps. Horrible. Perusing photos all week nearly did me in, but I survived. Now, these guys aren't necessarily my types, but I tried to add a lot of types. I was going to do ten but fuck that; if we are going to objectify some men, then let's do this right. I will put numbers under the photos so you can pick which ones you would love to receive as an early Christmas/Birthday/Everyday gift. Be greedy. I have the imaginary power to make this happen, so choose wisely .  2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 Number 13 got edited wrong sorry vet guy.