EVENING NIGHTCAP: If Cats Were In The Olympics. Get Your Drunk On With Walmart Wallis (WW). I Can't Stop Laughing At This Ad!

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► For once, AI has created something that's both hilarious and inspiring. Making the rounds on the internet is an AI video of "If Cats Were In The Olympics". The first video features cats as divers.  Now this is how you do AI. You combine world class technology, feline prowess, and one of my favorite Olympic sports: high diving. BTW,  I also like the luge, ski high jump, and ice skating (don't judge). Kitties as ice skaters!  I propose the International Olympic Committee pull their heads out of their asses and create a new category: AI Animal Sports. Video is below.  Read More

Comment: This is what the Olympics should be like. Forget having actual athletes spend years of training and money to earn a medal that will tarnish by the time a sponsor drops them over a scandal. Or cities going bankrupt to build venues that will never be used after the Olympics roll out of town. This is the future and what the Olympics should be.  

 

a large group of people are posing for a picture in a room

► Walmart Wallis is launching a rose wine on July 1st, to coincide with the BD of the late Princess Diana. Coincidence? NOPE. We all know WW doesn't do anything without an ulterior motive. July 1st is also the day WW met Temu Edward. Yea, that's some twisted shit right there. The hooch is described as, "a rosé wine as having soft notes of stone fruit, gentle minerality and a lasting finish. The brand called it a “bespoke blend” arriving just in time for summer entertaining". First of, who the hell uses "minerality", except for a pretentious dental hygienist trying to impress a hiring manager at a job interview. Second,  a "bespoken blend"?  JFC, get off your high horse WW.  It's a bunch of fermented grapes in a bottle for Temu Edward to swish as mouthwash when you're not looking.  Read More

Meghan Markle, Duchess of Sussex at Wheelchair Basketball in Vancouver Convention Centre during Invictus Games; As Ever Rose
Meghan Markle and As Ever rose wine. Photo: Shutterstock; As Ever/People.com

Comment: Some on SM are questioning her rationale given Prince Waaagh past issues with booze and other substances. Some are saying it's tacky because alcohol was a factor in the death of Princess Di (her driver, Henri Paul, was drunk which was finally confirmed years later based on DNA and autopsy). Then there are others like me that don't give a shit because we know it's another desperate money grab we're going to make fun of. I'm waiting for her to launch "As Ever" condoms. Described as, "bespoken non-preferential protection".  

a man in a blue shirt is sitting in front of a window . 

► We at PW Manor take great pride in keeping things Kardtrashkan-free. However, this ad featuring Kris Momager, Kimbo, and some random model in the background is so bad, I had to share it. This ridiculous photoshop-in-a-wind-tunnel nightmare had me cackling so hard I spat out my ginger ale through my nose. You can add your own 2-cents about this jungle-theme mess. Kris's face looks like the rear end of a baboon with a prolapse anus. Kim is wearing a hairpiece from the Rod Stewart kolleczion.  Read More

Comment: Someone needs to rescue that cat ASAP. 

Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner Team Up for Sexy Skims Swimwear Ad: ‘Incredibly Exciting’
Photo: Skims / US Weekly

  two women are sitting next to each other laughing and pointing at each other .

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