► Aaron Phypers (52) filed for divorce from Denise Richards (54) after 6 years of wedded bliss. Aaron checked off the irreconcilable differences box on the divorce form. Back in March, Denise gushed that divorce for them would never be an option, and that living with her was difficult - which Aaron agreed. See, that was mistake #1. Mistake #2 was Denise doing Only Fans with her grown daughter and showing their chochas and tatas to pervs. Aaron and Denise have no kids together - thank gawd. But they do share a motorcycle, power tools, and a sports care which were Aaron's to begin with. He wants to keep them. Fine! Keep your damn power tools. In case you're wondering how these got together, they met at a healing center in Malibu, California where Denise was undergoing "preventative DNA  repair". WTF is that? Does it involve hoisting herself on a car lift to check under the hood?  Aaron was previously married to Nicolette Sheridan of Desperate Housewives and Denise to ...

As we continue down the lane of mothers shamelessly showing off their daughters, we have two mothers dying to make their daughters Supermodels and one...I don't know what the hell the other wants except to make her daughter relevant. Gwyneth has shown off Apple, Jessica Simp, and her kid. I forget her name, and I don't care enough to look for it; Reece and Ava, and others who seem to have no clue how basic their kids are. Now, this trio has thrown their girls into the mix, and either these three mothers have cases of collective broken objective charisma gauges, or they are hoping we won't notice. We notice. Boy, have we noticed that they are pushing these potato children into the limelight with big ugly roundhouse kicks, flinging them without talent or accomplishments into the bright, unforgiving lights of fame. Denise's daughter, Sami, plans on a soft porn career on Only Fans, and to boost revenue, Denise is threatening to join her. Her daughter's last name is She...