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Tori Spelling, looking like an overgrown blonde sloth in a wheelchair - apologies to sloths! - was released from the hospital yesterday after a 4-day stay. Or rather, she was wheeled out in full view, but not before "someone" helpfully alerted the paps to this momentous event. What was this former so-called "actress" turned reality "star" (turned whatever she is now) even doing there, you ask? Ah, but this is a mystery wrapped in overdue notices from AMEX wrapped in leftover umbilical cords wrapped in whatever meemaw caftan couch cover her friend is cloaked in above, not to mention the other friend's pink fupa mom jeans. There's almost too much fashion here. And too many mysteries.  Let's try to figure this out with Detective LaToya's help. As you may know, Tori and her husband, "actor" Dean McDermott, recently broke up because Tori allegedly grew weary of Dean's sex addition, a sentence I never thought I'd write because i...

Phew! Jamie Foxx has recovered from a super secret something. As you'll recall, he was rushed from the set of Netflix's "Back In Action" in April due to an unspecified "medical complication," according to his daughter, Corrine, and later underwent physical rehabilitation at a hospital known to treat stroke and cancer victims, as well as those suffering from traumatic brain and spinal cord injuries. Foxx, who's now announcing that he's on the mend, is thanking his fans for their prayers and expressing gratitude to the Almighty - but all without specifying, what, exactly, he was stricken with.  It's a mystery wrapped in a Sphynx and a messy chili double-cheese burrito and one of Kum's used, bacon-greased SKIMs. Which means Detective LaToya is on it .  And why shouldn't she be? A host of celebrities and randos have already stepped forward to claim that they have the exclusive scoop. Mike Tyson, for one, said that Foxx had a major stroke, th...