► I  was going to make this post about the X-rated parade at the Grammys. Frankly, it bored me and it's been talked to death. Chappelle Roan and Heidi Klum cemented their status as tacky, one dimensional stunt queens . Whatever shred of dignity they had ran out the door like a guest at a Dahmer dinner party.  I do want to chat about one item at the event that didn't get the media attention it deserved: Lauryn Hill and the duvet she wore from the Mortia Adams collection. Lauryn Hill hasn't performed live in ages (over 10+ years). Her performance paid tribute to the late D'Angelo and Roberta Flack (who originally sang one of Lauryn's biggest hits). At least Lauryn didn't insult viewers by showing up wearing an eye patch on her cooch and Frog Tape on her nips.  Lauryn opted to dress like she was auditioning for RuPaul pays tribute to mafia queens.   Read More   Comment:  The shitty outfit was a distraction from her performance. Between the duvet...

  ► During an appearance on the Call Her Daddy podcast, My Little Pony (Govt Name: Sarah Jessica Parker) said when she was a struggling actress in-between her gig on the 1983 TV show Square Pegs and the 4 movies she was cast in around that time, she had to learn to live "judiciously". SJP said that back in 1983 she only spent $40 every 3 days on herself. That is the equivalent of $132 in today's dollars (or $264 a week). Again, that's spending on herself. She didn't define what "spending on herself" included. During the interview she neighed, "There’s security in financial gain”. Well duh, no shit Sherlock.   Read More   Sarah Jessica Parker, 2022. Photo: WKYC.com Comment :   I don't know what the point was in her sharing that story on the podcast. Me thinks it was an attempt to be relatable to us plebs who are struggling to make ends meet in this shitty economy courtesy of the Felon in Chief and greedy companies. Or was she telling people to li...

Greetings, Manor Hors! Periodically, "The Roving Pecker" presents urgent missives from filthy esteemed guest writers. Today's is from Saucy Kitty! It seems as if everybody has a memoir out nowadays, but maybe that’s because the three latest memoir authors, Britney Spears, Jada Pinkett-Smith and John Stamos have been blabbing all over the place to any media outlet that will give them coverage. But did we know that Julia Fox also put out her memoir in October? No? Maybe it’s because nobody cares now that she’s not “dating” Kanye.  Or maybe it's because she’s such a glamourpuss that we mere mortals can’t see her by way of our own, surely busted fashun radars. Regardless, Julia has put out a book, which is quite aptly named, “Down the Drain,” as that’s where I wish she’d go every time her weirdly “toned” body and “daring fashion choices” hit my screen. Even before the book was released, Julia herself proclaimed it to be "a masterpiece," which almost seems like...