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NEPO WATCH! Kelly Osbourne: Yassified At Last For Your Pleasure And Amusement!

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Welcome, hors, to the latest edition of "Nepo Watch!" Are you scared? You should be. Today we're all about Kelly Osbourne, a potty-mouthed goblin who was crotch-dropped by Sharon, her dethroned talk show hostess mother, and co-created with ooze from Ozzy, her now addled, dry drunk father who once enjoyed biting the heads off of live bats on stage with Black Sabbath. During this time, little Kelly toured the world with them - and was with them both when Ozzy was arrested in the late 1980s for attempting to murder Sharon by wringing her neck.  Team No One?   Such incidents formed Kelly, who later achieved nepo-messy renown - many times over - and has only recently popped back up in the news.   "I'm a nepo baby and I'm proud to be a fucking nepo baby," she's exclaimed on more than one occasion. She's also proud to recount her starry-eyed childhood, like the time she told mama Sharon, "No, I'm not doing this for you. I am not shitting in dad