Oh, Hallelujah, fellow hors, Donna Mills' old photographs are here to deliver us from our sins! Lay thine eyes upon this majestic vision and a lifetime of transgressions, past and future, will be simply washed away. Amen!

If you've ever looked in the mirror and thought, "Damn, GLAMOUR!,"  tell no one. Why? Because whoever you tell WILL throw their head back, let out a big ol' gaping Julia Roberts cavernous cackle, then point you in the nearest direction of this photo of UK pop icon Samantha Fox to check your ass. Don't say I didn't warn you!

Hey, boos! It's poll time: how many of you glamorous hookers had a perm back in the 80s? Haha, just kidding, I already know we ALL did. And we all worked that perm magic right in our very own bathrooms, too. I can still remember the migraine-inducing smell - beauty is pain, afterall. And weren't we GORGEOUS?! Don't forget all the shit we put in our mops to keep those dazzling curls, too - Perma Soft, anyone? What was your favorite at-home perm kit and/or products?

I thought about making an April Fools' Day joke for Open Post, but the world is so ridiculous right now that there is no way to top it. I almost pretended to be kicked out of my house for adultery; however, no one on here who knows me would have believed that one for a second. So, I decided to share some fashion photography from a man whose style inspired future legends Richard Avedon and Irving Penn.  Male torso with white drapery, 1930 George Hoyningen-Huene was a highly influential and innovative fashion photographer whose elegant, modernist style defined the visual language of the industry in the 1920s and 1930s. He began his fashion photography career in Paris in the 1920s and quickly became French Vogue magazine's chief photographer by 1925. He was a mentor to the young photographer Horst P. Horst, who became his lover and frequent model.       Divers, swimwear by AJ Izod, 1930 Reflection: Vogue’s Eye View of the Mode (Mrs Hubbell), 1930 Josephine Baker, 1...