OPEN POST: You Will Never Be Glamour

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If you've ever looked in the mirror and thought, "Damn, GLAMOUR!," tell no one. Why? Because whoever you tell WILL throw their head back, let out a big ol' gaping Julia Roberts cavernous cackle, then point you in the nearest direction of this photo of UK pop icon Samantha Fox to check your ass. Don't say I didn't warn you!


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