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Tis the season of goodwill  making a quick buck, and Gwen Stefani has found herself filled with the spirit of capitalism this year. The singer just posted an ad on her instagram promoting Hallow, a "prayer, meditation and music app" that is hosting a 25-day prayer challenge for the Advent season. Most humans know you can pray alone, for free, but where's the fun in that!  With this app you can join millions of Christians around the world who want to pay to pray for our collective salvation. But if you're a Christian on a budget, you can sign up for the app and get a 7-day free trial. Maybe you can pray for more money to be able to afford the app for the whole year!  Source: instagram BTW, looking for Peckerwood's Weekly Lunocracy Post? It's  RIGHT HERE .

Gwen's Choice

Step right up! In this, Peckerwood Manor's inaugural Nepo Watch! post, we introduce Kingston, the 17 year-old son of Gwen Stefani - pictured above after her head transplant (allegedly!) - and her ex-husband, Gavin Rossdale. Kingston, we're told breathlessly by both parents, is destined to have a major music career, which has everything to do with his natural, God-given talents, thank you, and nothing to do with being Gavin's and Gwen's son. After all, insists Gavin, Kingston doesn't even like any of the music his parents have released over the last few decades, so how on earth could they give him a leg up in his career? Kingston is keeping his music career "independent" from his parents, they claim.  How independent? Thanks for asking! So independent that Kingston recently performed his music at stepdad Blake Shelton's Oklahoma bar to riotous acclaim and adulation - and Blake didn't birth Kingston, did he? Nepo who? Moreover, Gavin is being praise...