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It's that time of year, when celebrities get to show us their cReAtIvItY with their Halloween costumes, like Harry Hamlin and Lisa Rinna, who went the edgy route by dressing up as some sort of Hitler stan - and what, exactly? His spoogie slurping prostitot? I give them a C- for effort, but solely for Harry's "I'm A Mess" pin. NOTE: I've been told that they're supposed to be Sid Vicious and Nancy Spungen, but I didn't know that Nance had polyester franken lips. Forgive? Do you have any favorite celebrity   Halloween costume picks? Do post them in the comments! Admittedly, there are many to choose from, so feel free to post more than one. Here's a few of my favorites.  Scorsese is making us all aware of the many atrocities committed against American Indians these days, so what better atrocity for the season than noted child torturer Chrissy Teigen as Miss Big Heapum Slag Squaw and John Legend as her cowboy Durp. It's educational! Heidi Klum has m...

People are freaking out about Switch Witch, so I say let's make it perfect to make sure your kids hate you forever. Introducing the new version to keep up with changing times and will offend no one! Take the fun out of Halloween. Introducing the NEW Switch Witch. Have you heard of the New Switch Witch? She's a witch who's so tech-savvy that she trades candy for cryptocurrency! Stand Down lame ass Tooth Fairy; there's a new witch in town. Because what every child wants for Halloween is a lesson in cryptocurrency and investing, right? Forget the fun of trick-or-treating and the joy of indulging in some candy. Let's teach our kids about the stock market instead! And who needs toys or money when you can have cryptocurrency? YAY! It's not like kids want to play with physical objects. Plus, let's not forget that Halloween is all about allergies. The Switch Witch is the perfect solution for those kids who can't eat certain ingredients and is very inclusive. So ...