Peckerwood Manor

If you weren't wired up on too much booger-sugar in the 1980s, then you may have caught a few work-out videos on late-night and early-morning TV featuring ridiculously hot menz ostensibly demonstrating exercise routines, each one sleekly muscled, some with big volume hair, wearing tighter-than-tight spandex or shorty-shorts. Yes, hor, they were caliente.  Just think, you have the Bombay-born Steve Banergee to thank for all those bangable pieces. You know, the founder of Chippendales (pictured above with one of his danseurs), and, oh, yes, a cold-blooded murderer.  Actually, scratch that. We should really be thanking Nick De Noia, a Chippendales choreographer and director (pictured above with his former wife, Jennifer O'Neil), who produced, directed and selected the models for the  "Muscle Mayhem" work-out videos. And, oh, yes, he was murdered by Steve Banerjee, who hired a hit man to gun him down in the late 1980s. Banerjee was later convicted of second-degree murder...

Ka-boom! The sound of a million panty pudding explosions were heard across the nation earlier today, because Joe Manganiello announced that he's getting a wifependectomy. Line up, ladies, this one's fyne. Let's review, shall we? He's rich, 46 years-old, towering at 6'5", has no chirruns, ancestry that includes includes Sicilian, Croatian, Armenian and African heritage, plus he  lists reading as his favorite hobby, and he's known to be a superb knife thrower. "Hey, Joe, thrust that big ol' tool this way!" says you and a thousand Hot Pocket Hussies.   I know what you're thinking. "He's probably dumb as dust. I don't wanna marry that swole fool." Oh, honey. You don't marry that swole fool, you bang it and bolt, or for fun, put him in regular rotation. Call this one The Anti-Cuddle. Hasn't anybody seen " Crossing Delancey ?" As for the divorce, Joe and his former ball-and-chain released the usual "Resp...