With news last Friday that Hugh Jackman and his wife Deborra-Lee Furness were separating, certain quarters of the Internet started foaming at the peen. At last, they surmised, Hugh will soon leap out of the closet and give Taron Egerton the hard, wood-poppin' trip to pound-town he's long been hungering for (I would pay for that video) (no, really). This isn't surprising, of course. There's a long tradition of hot male actors, married or not, being called out as gay. Which inevitably leads non-believers to exclaim, "Oh, but you think everyone's gay!" Or, "He's not gay, he's just British!" or "...he's just into musicals!" or "...he's just in touch with his feminine side!" or "...he's just very tan and likes to work out!" And yet, can we blame the gay-sayers? As far back as movies go, stars like Cary Grant - featured above with his inseparable "roommate," Randolph Scott, before he married s...
