► As I'm waiting to find out if a work project is a go or no go, I wasted time perusing the internet when this little gem caught my fanciful eye. A few days ago Jennifer Lopez-Noa-Judd-Almost Affleck-Anthony-Almost Rodriguez-Affleck-TBD was denied entry at a Chanel store in Istanbul. In case you care, the serial   divorcée  was there as part of her euro trash "Up All Night" tour. That's the reboot of her "This Is Me...Now" world tour she cancelled last year because of poor ticket sales. While in Europe, JLo has been performing at quaint venues including a 2,000 seating capacity ballroom at a health spa in Turkey. Not even Europeans want to see her. Anyway, JLo took some time off to blow her earnings. She thought that she could parade into at Chanel store and they would fling the doors open welcoming her with champagne flutes and caviar. WRONG. Security guards (in their best Mariah Carey voice) said, "We don't know you" and turned her away. Wh...

   ► After an exhausting 3 days of wearing couture, waving to plebs and sailing into Venice  in a mega yacht to attend Jeff Bozo and Dirty Sanchez wedding, new besties Oprah Winfrey, Gayle King, and momager Kris Jenner needed to recuperate. They took their reign of entitlement terror to Spain where they sailed around the coast on a yacht the size of an aircraft carrier. The trio shared photos taken by Beelzebub Studios showing them sunning and planning their world domination. You just know these three harpies never leave home without their crew of photographers, stylist, make up artist, and hairdressers to capture impromptu moments like the one below. I can hear them say, "let's sit on these outrageously expensive custom made pillows to show the plebs we're just like them". Now take those pillows away and get our gold thrones.   Read More Comment : When I saw this photo, I immediately thought the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse needs to be updated to reflect moder...

  Calling all art collectors! This one-of-a-kind piece is up for grabs! I don't know about you, but I'm going to need a minute to fully digest its beauty. Dis tew much. *wipes tear*

    Jennifer Lynn Lopez Noa Judd Anthony Affleck threw a temper tantrum when she arrived at a Los Angeles gym only to discover the doors were locked and no one was letting her in. She stood outside fuming at the audacity that the place was closed and that it wasn't red-carpet ready with a sea of paparazzi capturing every moment of her grand entrance. After waiting outside for what must have seemed like an eternity someone finally let her in. When she finished doing whatever she was doing inside (my guess? berating the staff with a new workout routine called, "Don't you know who I am"), she emerged pissed off and dropped an "F" bomb. It was caught on video for posterity and to give Benny something to think about when he gets out of line. I have to ask this question:   Why in the hell is she going to a gym in Los Angeles when she can work out at her LA chateau? JLo and Bennisito Affleck recently bought a 38,000 sq ft mansion for $60 million in Los Angeles. The...