Greetings, music sloots, and welcome to another edition of Manor Music Monday, today with music to keep you warm - even scorching - especially for those if you in bone-chilling, snow-laden lands hither and thon. Did you know? At the Manor, every climate is represented. Just turn a corner on our grounds and it's Fall, then Summer, and so forth. We've got that Narnia-type shit going on (sans closets). But I digress. Tonight, at "Sweating Like A Skerd Gerbil" bar and gourmand nuttery, DJ Li'l Scratch is bringing us a songstress who's smooth with a refreshing spike of 'tude, which is really the best way to describe Marlena Shaw, an unheralded diva who conquered jazz, soul, R&B, disco, gospel and blues, and all with equal aplomb. In other words, she's surfed with the times, from The Apollo Theatre as a ten-year-old phenom, to the present day, where she performed at a major jazz festival in the Netherlands. Some divas never stop. Until they have to. Sadl...

Welcome, fellow trollops, to the latest edition of "Who's This Week's Thirstiest Ho?" Today's trio are drier than a cum-stained cock sock from a pimply teen tossed behind his bed four months ago, so they need all the moisture they can get. First, we have Adam Nimoy , the financial beneficiary of Lucille Ball - whose company years ago financed the very first "Star Trek" series - by way of his deceased father, Leonard Nimoy , who played "Spock," the cool-headed, cat-loving scientist. He died in 2015, but that hasn't stopped many from making beaucoup bucks given all those "Star Trek" sequels and reboots, some of which feature  Zachary Quinto , the restaurant waiter-hater and all-around pissy cuntress who portrayed "Spock" twice and thought it would jet-pack him to superstardom, only to be relegated to secondary supporting roles in Ryan Murphy's increasingly mangy TV extravaganzas (which on one hand is sad) (but on the...