Peckerwood Manor

Welcome, fellow trollops, to the latest edition of "Who's This Week's Thirstiest Ho?" Today's trio are drier than Justin Timberlake's future career prospects, so they need all the moisture they can get. First, we have Jonathan Bailey , Hollywood's gay du jour , who, fresh from spreading his legs wider than a four-lane crosswalk for Matt Bomer in "Fellow Travelers," has decided to "do good" for his fellow sausage jockeys. He wants to "fight stigma," he squealed this week, with his spanking new charity, The Shameless Fund, yet what it will do, exactly, remains a mystery, though he vaguely claims that it will contribute funds to other, already long- established LGBT+ charities. So it's - what, exactly? Kind of like a middle-man? A lazy, unwelcome third in a lubed-up booty train? So many questions remain to be answered, the most urgent being why is this charity even needed? It's a question which can only be answered one w...

As someone who recently purchased a home, I can confirm that the process of looking for, finding and finally purchasing a place is exhausting, sometimes hair-raising and even ugly. Yet no one does ugly + real estate like mom-shaming ,  racist shoe wear designer and "American Idol" judge, Katy Perry (also known as a pop singer whose last hit song was well over a decade ago). As you may recall, in 2014, Katy decided to buy a historic, sprawling Los Angeles convent, The Immaculate Heart of Mary, only to find herself embroiled in a stinging series of years-long lawsuits between herself, The Archdiocese of Los Angeles, another prospective buyer, and several aging, retired nuns, who did not want to sell to Katy, mainly since they were still living there and did not want to be homeless.  Perhaps any sane person might have said, "This is a big ol' cluster-fuque, no thank you" and walked away. But not our Katy! She persisted. The public spats and courtroom fights became...