WHO'S THE WEEK'S THIRSTIEST HO? Is It Spock's Son? Nikki Blonsky From The Movie Hairspray? Or Evangeline Lilly?
Welcome, fellow trollops, to the latest edition of "Who's This Week's Thirstiest Ho?" Today's trio are drier than a cum-stained cock sock from a pimply teen tossed behind his bed four months ago, so they need all the moisture they can get. First, we have Adam Nimoy , the financial beneficiary of Lucille Ball - whose company years ago financed the very first "Star Trek" series - by way of his deceased father, Leonard Nimoy , who played "Spock," the cool-headed, cat-loving scientist. He died in 2015, but that hasn't stopped many from making beaucoup bucks given all those "Star Trek" sequels and reboots, some of which feature Zachary Quinto , the restaurant waiter-hater and all-around pissy cuntress who portrayed "Spock" twice and thought it would jet-pack him to superstardom, only to be relegated to secondary supporting roles in Ryan Murphy's increasingly mangy TV extravaganzas (which on one hand is sad) (but on the