Peckerwood Manor

Alleged human person, Mark Zuckerberg - seen above sucking ground baby meat from an oversized pita pocket - wants everyone to know that he's ready to get down and dirty in order to wallop Elon Musk in a potential MMA fight. In fact, he boldly claims to be eating 4,000 calories a day. Supposedy that's a lot! This includes gobs of McDonalds take out, his last order, he says, consisting of "20 chicken McNuggets, a quarter pounder, large fries, an Oreo McFlurrry, apple pie (and) some side cheeseburgers for later." I don't know about you, but the use of "side" is thrilling me. "Side snacks?" Let's make this happen! Those three bags of Flamin' Hot Funyon chips I just scarfed down? Doesn't count. They were "side Funyons."    As for Musk - seen above giving a sloppy, no doubt toothy, blow job to a skewer of sausage spiropapa - no word yet on what he's eating, or even if he's truly willing to fight Zuckerberg. However, give

  Elon and Mark make a lovely couple and belong together since they have so much in common: they worship money and power, have weird hair, fuck people over who help them with ideas: this could be the power couple of all power couples. What you didn't know is that these two crazy kids enjoy romantic walks on the beach, frolicking in the sea, and warm, tender embraces, so love was due to bloom. Look at them. Hands entwined, these two evil geniuses look happier than we have ever seen them, and they are now out of the closet and free to be.  Well, not quite. A hero-Sir Doge of the Coin(he's probably a creep, but for this purpose, he'll do)-turned tech against them and used AI to create these images, and even though they aren't real, they look like two Silicon Valley billionaires who found true love on Grindr.  That Elon's own irreverent Twitter user created these images made it all the funnier because Meta's Threads has been deemed a success and could take Twitter o