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OPEN POST: Mischievous Elephant Seal Goes Rogue in Tasmania

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Neil the Seal, the rotund ruler of Tasmanian shenanigans, has been waddling his way into the hearts of the internet with his wild antics and bold behavior. This beach boy, who tips the scales at a hefty 600 kg/1,322 lbs, has been living his best life in the coastal towns of Dunalley and Woodbridge, where he's become a local legend and a global sensation.  Neil's list of hilarious moments keeps growing every time he hauls his blubbery self out of the water and onto land. He's been spotted engaging in a one-seal protest against traffic management, a vendetta feud with a police officer, and treating cones like they're pins in a bowling alley designed just for him. Neil feels that the locals should be grateful for allowing them to be so close to a superstar like himself. So what if he decides to camp out on a road and stop traffic. And what's it to the locals if he takes over a porch or two.  His favorite activities are his impromptu yard invasions, where he sunbathes w