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EVENING NIGHTCAP: Julio Iglesias Accused Of A**holery Behavior. Daniel Stern Got Busted. Timothy Busfield's Mess.

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  Warning : Grab a barf bag because today's theme is: Icky people who can't keep their hands to themselves. Feel free to skip reading and instead watch this video of cats zoomies.    ► Spanish crooner Julio Iglesias (82) who has sold a gazillion records and had the massive 1980's hit, "To All The Girls I've Loved Before" is being accused by two former employees of unsavory behavior and being a d-bag. The legal complaints were filed with the courts in Spain. The 2 female employees claim that senior members of Julio's staff recruited young women at his mansions. He has houses in Spain, the Bahamas, Dominican Republic...and who knows where else. The complaint states the women were, "treated like slaves in his house of horrors". The abuse allegations include being forced into non-consensual threesome with Julio and a senior staff member, unwanted touching, grabbing, kissing, and being subjected to insults and humiliating behavior. The complaint also ...

EVENING NIGHTCAP: Toxic Hollywood Mom Group. SJP Is No Carol Burnett.

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   ► Long forgotten C-list Disney actress and wannabe singer, Ashley Tisdale (40) is causing quite the ruckus with an essay she wrote for The Cut. In it she torched a toxic Hollywood mom group she was part of. Ashley joined the waspy den back in 2021 after the birth of her first spawn. Internet sleuths suspect Hilary Duff, Mandy Moore, and Meghan Trainor as some of the celeb moms in the group. Um, being part of group with Meghan Trainor is a big NOPE. Meghan has boasted her bathroom has his & her toilets next to each other so she can feel closer her husband. Or some nonsense like that. I wrote about that a while back.  At first, things were going swell with the group. I imagine a Hollywood mom group pawns off the kids to nannies so they can enjoy an afternoon of drinking mimosas and compare plastic surgeries. Things started to go south for Ashley when the moms began to exclude her and posting photos of their outings. She said she felt "frozen out".  Ashley w...

EVENING NIGHTCAP: "Dingy Undershirt" 2026 Color of the Year. Most Mispronounced Words Of 2025. WTH? - Kill It With Fire!

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     ► Every year, the snobs at the Color Institute sit around a conference table and flip through color swatches to select the color of the year. For 2026 they selected Cloud Dancer (Govt Name: PQ-11-4201TCX). First, let's examine the name. Cloud Dancer sounds a horse running the 5th at Belmont. Or maybe the committee members are fans of  the movie, Dances With Wolves. IMO, Cloud Dancer has a whiff of American Indian culture appropriation. Now let's talk about the color.  Based on the swatch below, I could describe it as grandpa's dingy undershirt after 17 washes. Or classroom whiteboard, circa 2016.  In the old days, this color was called off-white or eggshell white. A spokesfailedartist for Color Institute (CI) coughed up this eye rolling explanation:    Read More "At this time of transformation, when we are re-imagining our future and our place in the world,  Pantone 11-4201 Cloud Dancer is a discrete hue offering a promise of clarity,”...

EVENING NIGHTCAP: Ed Hardy's Fan Boy Got Married. Met Gala/Bozo/Sanchez Controversy Heats Up.

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     ► Jon Gosselin (48), ex-reality TV thespian, ex-husband of the original Karen (Kate Gosselin), and fan boy of all things Ed Hardy, got married! The lucky gal is Stephanie Lebo (39), a former beautician. I can see why it's "former: from the pic below. Jon & Stephanie dated for 4 years before he decide to put a ring on it. Only 2 of his 8 kids attended the wedding. He's estranged from the other 6. Jon admitted to using ChatGPT to write his vows because "he don't write so good". Dang...using AI write your vows...that's info I would have kept to myself assuming I was THAT stupid do it in the first place. And, if I was that stupid, I sure as hell would not admit it to ET News & People Magazine. Sheesh. No wonder his ex Kate G was bothered with his breathing. Anyway, congrats to Mr & Mrs Ed Hardy. Hannah's expression below is priceless. Now that's classic IDGAF.   Read More    L to R: Hannah Gosselin, Stephanie Lebo, Jon Gosselin, and C...

EVENING NIGHTCAP: Hey SJP...What's Your Point? Satan's Workshop Is At It Again.

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  ► During an appearance on the Call Her Daddy podcast, My Little Pony (Govt Name: Sarah Jessica Parker) said when she was a struggling actress in-between her gig on the 1983 TV show Square Pegs and the 4 movies she was cast in around that time, she had to learn to live "judiciously". SJP said that back in 1983 she only spent $40 every 3 days on herself. That is the equivalent of $132 in today's dollars (or $264 a week). Again, that's spending on herself. She didn't define what "spending on herself" included. During the interview she neighed, "There’s security in financial gain”. Well duh, no shit Sherlock.   Read More   Sarah Jessica Parker, 2022. Photo: WKYC.com Comment :   I don't know what the point was in her sharing that story on the podcast. Me thinks it was an attempt to be relatable to us plebs who are struggling to make ends meet in this shitty economy courtesy of the Felon in Chief and greedy companies. Or was she telling people to li...