► Every year, the snobs at the Color Institute sit around a conference table and flip through color swatches to select the color of the year. For 2026 they selected Cloud Dancer (Govt Name: PQ-11-4201TCX). First, let's examine the name. Cloud Dancer sounds a horse running the 5th at Belmont. Or maybe the committee members are fans of  the movie, Dances With Wolves. IMO, Cloud Dancer has a whiff of American Indian culture appropriation. Now let's talk about the color.  Based on the swatch below, I could describe it as grandpa's dingy undershirt after 17 washes. Or classroom whiteboard, circa 2016.  In the old days, this color was called off-white or eggshell white. A spokesfailedartist for Color Institute (CI) coughed up this eye rolling explanation:    Read More "At this time of transformation, when we are re-imagining our future and our place in the world,  Pantone 11-4201 Cloud Dancer is a discrete hue offering a promise of clarity,”...

     ► Jon Gosselin (48), ex-reality TV thespian, ex-husband of the original Karen (Kate Gosselin), and fan boy of all things Ed Hardy, got married! The lucky gal is Stephanie Lebo (39), a former beautician. I can see why it's "former: from the pic below. Jon & Stephanie dated for 4 years before he decide to put a ring on it. Only 2 of his 8 kids attended the wedding. He's estranged from the other 6. Jon admitted to using ChatGPT to write his vows because "he don't write so good". Dang...using AI write your vows...that's info I would have kept to myself assuming I was THAT stupid do it in the first place. And, if I was that stupid, I sure as hell would not admit it to ET News & People Magazine. Sheesh. No wonder his ex Kate G was bothered with his breathing. Anyway, congrats to Mr & Mrs Ed Hardy. Hannah's expression below is priceless. Now that's classic IDGAF.   Read More    L to R: Hannah Gosselin, Stephanie Lebo, Jon Gosselin, and C...

  ► During an appearance on the Call Her Daddy podcast, My Little Pony (Govt Name: Sarah Jessica Parker) said when she was a struggling actress in-between her gig on the 1983 TV show Square Pegs and the 4 movies she was cast in around that time, she had to learn to live "judiciously". SJP said that back in 1983 she only spent $40 every 3 days on herself. That is the equivalent of $132 in today's dollars (or $264 a week). Again, that's spending on herself. She didn't define what "spending on herself" included. During the interview she neighed, "There’s security in financial gain”. Well duh, no shit Sherlock.   Read More   Sarah Jessica Parker, 2022. Photo: WKYC.com Comment :   I don't know what the point was in her sharing that story on the podcast. Me thinks it was an attempt to be relatable to us plebs who are struggling to make ends meet in this shitty economy courtesy of the Felon in Chief and greedy companies. Or was she telling people to li...