► Jon Gosselin (48), ex-reality TV thespian, ex-husband of the original Karen (Kate Gosselin), and fan boy of all things Ed Hardy, got married! The lucky gal is Stephanie Lebo (39), a former beautician. I can see why it's "former: from the pic below. Jon & Stephanie dated for 4 years before he decide to put a ring on it. Only 2 of his 8 kids attended the wedding. He's estranged from the other 6. Jon admitted to using ChatGPT to write his vows because "he don't write so good". Dang...using AI write your vows...that's info I would have kept to myself assuming I was THAT stupid do it in the first place. And, if I was that stupid, I sure as hell would not admit it to ET News & People Magazine. Sheesh. No wonder his ex Kate G was bothered with his breathing. Anyway, congrats to Mr & Mrs Ed Hardy. Hannah's expression below is priceless. Now that's classic IDGAF.   Read More    L to R: Hannah Gosselin, Stephanie Lebo, Jon Gosselin, and C...

    I've missed you dumplings! My massive work project has kept me away from snarking on celebs.  Things are starting slow down (a bit), so I hope to resume by normal posting schedule starting next week. Fingers crossed. Okay, let's get to it. ► Singer and actress Rumer Willis...(I laughed as I typed that), uploaded an IG video of her strolling in the woods and complaining about how hard her life is as a single parent to her 2 year old daughter. BTW, Rumer is the spawn of Bruce Willis & Demi Moore. She's lived a life of privileged and wealth. Anyhoo, through a flood of tears that raised the sea levels more than all the glaciers in the world spontaneously melting, Rumer  whined and sobbed about the hardships of raising a kid on her own since she split from her boyfriend. She concluded her "Woe Is Me" audition video for  martyrdom status by giving the camera a thumbs up. The internet had no sympathy for the heaping pile of whine casserole Rumer served wit...

    Programming Note : Due to work schedule, I will be posting infrequently for the next few weeks. Thank you in advance for your understanding.   ► In the old days, dorm rooms were typically decorated with posters, small futon, and whatever crap your parents unloaded on you. When I went to college, my dorm room was decorated with posters of 1980s & 1990s bands and the periodic table of beer, a small side table missing a corner piece and a peacock wicker chair from Pier 1 that my mom hated so I took it. Today's college students would look down in disgust at this.  Nowadays students from entitled families are hiring dorm interior design services who charge up to $10,000 to decorate a dorm room. No longer does a freshman have to put up with a plywood bed and desk. They can now have a luxury headboard, wallpaper, window coverings, bed linens, custom furniture, artwork, and anything else a college freshman needs to tell the world, "I'm rich, bitch...

   ► After an exhausting 3 days of wearing couture, waving to plebs and sailing into Venice  in a mega yacht to attend Jeff Bozo and Dirty Sanchez wedding, new besties Oprah Winfrey, Gayle King, and momager Kris Jenner needed to recuperate. They took their reign of entitlement terror to Spain where they sailed around the coast on a yacht the size of an aircraft carrier. The trio shared photos taken by Beelzebub Studios showing them sunning and planning their world domination. You just know these three harpies never leave home without their crew of photographers, stylist, make up artist, and hairdressers to capture impromptu moments like the one below. I can hear them say, "let's sit on these outrageously expensive custom made pillows to show the plebs we're just like them". Now take those pillows away and get our gold thrones.   Read More Comment : When I saw this photo, I immediately thought the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse needs to be updated to reflect moder...

  ► My Little Pony (Govt Name: Sarah Jessica Parker or SJP) is out to prove to the world that she's a deep thinker and intellect along the lines of Aristotle or Plato. A while back told the Pen Literary Awards committee that she reads 2 books / a day along with bragging that she's a judge for the 2025 Booker Prize. Variety Magazine threw shade at SJP's dubious claim by saying, "either she has more hours in the day than the rest of us, is a Guinness World Record-level speed reader or is a liar." Oh the burn! I'm going with SJP being a liar. In any case, SJP decided to stick her hoof in the current global discord by explaining why she doesn't discuss geo-political and social issues on SM or anywhere else. Here's what she neighed out of her mouth:   Read More  “I don’t talk on social media because I don’t think it’s a place that’s deserving of any real complicated conversation,” Parker said. She pointed out that politics went on for decades before the i...

   ► The circus of the year known as the Bozo & Silicon Sophia wedding took place over the weekend at Venice. There's a lot to laugh at the $56 million they reportedly spent to show that you can't buy class. It was a wedding Stefon from SNL would be proud of. The only thing missing were the midgets wearing traffic cones on their heads and a goat karaoke. Here's my book report.    Let's begin with the wedding invitation. I've seen better art work in a bathroom stall of a port-a-john. It's almost as if they went to Dollar General and bought a sheet of random stickers and threw them on as an after-thought when this mess was spat out by a printer low on ink. If you notice, the invite asks guests to make a donation to a listed Venice charity. Let's be real: donation = payoff. Bozo doesn't have a decent bone in his turtle body. SM had a few thoughts about the invitation:   Read More "Please tell me this isn’t real. It looks like clip art from windows ...

  Andra Day, George Clooney, and Alicia Keys at Albie Awards.  Photo: Neil Rasmus / BFA //Vogue The Clooney Foundation recently hosted its 2nd annual Albie Awards. The award is named after anti-apartheid hero Justice Albie Sachs. According to the Clooney's Foundation's website:  "The Albie Awards were created to shine a protective spotlight on courageous justice defenders who are at risk - sending a message to those who abuse human rights that the world is watching." What better way to shine the spotlight on those risking their lives for having the courage to speak up about human rights atrocities than by throwing a glitzy bash. The event was attended by a parade of A-listers wearing gowns and tuxedos whose value could probably feed a small impoverished nation. I'm always leery of foundations because so many of them are created as tax shelters for their founders. Who can blame them when tax laws have so many loopholes. And before anyone says anything, I know Amal ...

  Super rich people are not like the rest of us. They don't worry about the electric company raising prices which forces some to swelter inside their homes because they can't afford the A/C. Or rationing medication because of greedy pharma and insurance companies. Those are plebe problems.  Rich people worry about the audacity of a waspy fitness guru raising prices on them. Tracy Anderson, the trendy fitness guru to the rich, privilege and BFF of celebs including Goopy and JLo is facing the rage of clients at her Hamptons studio. In the  USA, she has studios NYC, LA, Palm Beach, and the Hamptons.   If you're not familiar with Tracy Anderson or her method - its a dance-based fitness routine where a room is heated to 95 F (35 C) with 75% humidity.  It's like working out in the middle of the Amazon jungle. Except in her studios the jungle animals are rich and will strike you down at the mere thought of breathing on their space. Clients are upset about the new pric...

  Polo is so passe. Yacht racing is overdone. Are we seeing the dawn of a new adrenaline rush of what I'm going to refer to as Step Into My Shoes? The reason I say this is that Lana Del Rey and now David Letterman have been spotted stepping into the shoes of everyday common jobs (for whatever reasons) to experience the thrill of it.  A few days ago there were reports of Lana Del Rey working at a Waffle House in Alabama. For some unknown reason she donned an apron and stepped into the shoes of a waitress and served unsuspecting customers. A few of them ended up recognizing her but there were no camera crews in tow. No paps. Her camp offered no explanation why she did this. Was it self-imposed penance for being late to Glastonbury due to hair issues? Was it to experience the thrill of blue collar work? Who knows. Then, there's David Letterman who visited a grocery store in Iowa and started bagging groceries. Now David did offer an explanation. He's co-owner of an Indy car tha...

    Jennifer Lynn Lopez Noa Judd Anthony Affleck threw a temper tantrum when she arrived at a Los Angeles gym only to discover the doors were locked and no one was letting her in. She stood outside fuming at the audacity that the place was closed and that it wasn't red-carpet ready with a sea of paparazzi capturing every moment of her grand entrance. After waiting outside for what must have seemed like an eternity someone finally let her in. When she finished doing whatever she was doing inside (my guess? berating the staff with a new workout routine called, "Don't you know who I am"), she emerged pissed off and dropped an "F" bomb. It was caught on video for posterity and to give Benny something to think about when he gets out of line. I have to ask this question:   Why in the hell is she going to a gym in Los Angeles when she can work out at her LA chateau? JLo and Bennisito Affleck recently bought a 38,000 sq ft mansion for $60 million in Los Angeles. The...