Programming Note: My work project is slooowly winding down. I hope to be back on a regular posting schedule within the next 10 days or so. Thanks for your understanding.  ► Sarah Ferguson, the Duchess of Yuck York and ex-wife of Prince Ahole (Govt Name: Andrew), has been fired from a children's hospice after revelations of her friendship with pedo perv Jeffrey Epstein. Seems like the Duchess of Yuck had everyone convinced she was disgusted by his behavior when in fact, it was the opposite. The allegations were part of author Andrew Lownie's new book, Entitled.  The book mentions that back in 2011 the Duchess of Yuck denounced Epstein and his behavior during an interview but then she turned around and sent Epstein a series I ♥ Jeff emails about how much she valued their friendship.  Mr. Lownie also mentioned that despite Fergie and Prince Andrew claiming they only accepted $18,500 from Epstein, he believes the amount they "borrowed" from him was closer to $2.5 m...

  Here at the Manor, we light a candle for every fallen blonde. Not just any blonde—mind you—but the ones who danced too close to the spotlight, who mistook the flashbulbs for sunlight, and burned through the velvet ropes of old Hollywood with a smile and a scandal. Let’s raise a glass to two platinum tragedies — women whose lives unraveled across soundstages, gossip columns, and courtroom steps: Lana Turner and Barbara Payton. One was the icy goddess who dined with Sinatra and woke up to blood on the bathroom tiles. The other? A wild-eyed tornado in a fur coat, chain-smoking her way through motel rooms and bad decisions. Blondes weren’t just a look in mid-century America — they were prophecy. And these two? They were Jonah in heels.      Let’s start with Lana.   Lana Turner never auditioned for stardom. It just showed up, tapped her on the shoulder while she was sipping a soda at Schwab’s Pharmacy. A talent scout spotted her and said, “Kid, you’ve got somethin...