EVENING NIGHTCAP: Sarah F & Prince A In Poop Storm. Call Your Banker - New GS Cookie Coming.

 

Programming Note: My work project is slooowly winding down. I hope to be back on a regular posting schedule within the next 10 days or so. Thanks for your understanding. 

► Sarah Ferguson, the Duchess of Yuck York and ex-wife of Prince Ahole (Govt Name: Andrew), has been fired from a children's hospice after revelations of her friendship with pedo perv Jeffrey Epstein. Seems like the Duchess of Yuck had everyone convinced she was disgusted by his behavior when in fact, it was the opposite. The allegations were part of author Andrew Lownie's new book, Entitled. The book mentions that back in 2011 the Duchess of Yuck denounced Epstein and his behavior during an interview but then she turned around and sent Epstein a series I ♥ Jeff emails about how much she valued their friendship. Mr. Lownie also mentioned that despite Fergie and Prince Andrew claiming they only accepted $18,500 from Epstein, he believes the amount they "borrowed" from him was closer to $2.5 million. Below is a excerpt from a email by Sarah F:  Read More & Gag

“I know you feel hellaciously let down by me,” insisting she had not used the “p word” [pedophilia] in her interview and gushing: “You have always been a steadfast, generous and supreme friend to me and my family.”

Sarah Ferguson, Duchess of York and Prince Andrew, undated. Photo: Mark Cuthbert / UK Press via Getty / Daily Beast

Comment:  Sarah Ferguson's end game has always been money.  She courts scandal like an AP student at the School of Lying & Grifitng. It comes naturally to her. From getting photographed with a mega rich businessman who licked her toes by the pool (pics are online) to getting caught in an undercover sting operation trying to sell access to Prince Ahole (who I suspect was in on it), the Duchess of Yuck has the moral compass that would make Bernie Maddoff blush. IMO, I doubt King Chuck is going to kick her and Prince Ahole out from the RF over these new allegations. But I do see Prince William calling Uhaul to move their crap out and banishing them from RF within the hour of becoming King. Prince Wills has no fucks to give. 

 

► Girl Scouts cookie season is just around the corner. The organization announced a new cookie that will join the lineup for 2026 *insert drumroll* The new cookie, Exploremores, was inspired by rocky road ice cream. YES! Now that's a cookie I'm willing to consider emptying out the $20 left in my debit card to try. According to a spokes scout for the org:  Read More

 "Taking after the classic chocolate treat, the ... cookie captures the limitless spirit of exploration that drives Girl Scouts" said Girl Scouts of America in a press release. "The rocky road ice cream–inspired sandwich cookie is "filled with delicious flavors of chocolate, marshmallow and toasted almond–flavored crème."
 

Exploremores, a new cookie from Girl Scouts. Photo: Girl Scouts of America / USA Today

Comment:   I'm not sure what the hell the first part of that GS statement meant. But I do know that I like rocky road ice cream. So how bad can it be as a cookie? You'll have to wait until January to find out. That's when the cookies go on sale. I stopped buying their cookies a few years ago because they're too expensive. My favorites were Peanut Butter Tagalongs and Lemonades.  I'm not a fan of Thin Mints or Samoas - bleech. BTW, with shrinkflation and a shitty economy, don't be shocked if they jack up prices and change cookie sizes to a postage stamp.