Programming Note: My work project is slooowly winding down. I hope to be back on a regular posting schedule within the next 10 days or so. Thanks for your understanding.  ► Sarah Ferguson, the Duchess of Yuck York and ex-wife of Prince Ahole (Govt Name: Andrew), has been fired from a children's hospice after revelations of her friendship with pedo perv Jeffrey Epstein. Seems like the Duchess of Yuck had everyone convinced she was disgusted by his behavior when in fact, it was the opposite. The allegations were part of author Andrew Lownie's new book, Entitled.  The book mentions that back in 2011 the Duchess of Yuck denounced Epstein and his behavior during an interview but then she turned around and sent Epstein a series I ♥ Jeff emails about how much she valued their friendship.  Mr. Lownie also mentioned that despite Fergie and Prince Andrew claiming they only accepted $18,500 from Epstein, he believes the amount they "borrowed" from him was closer to $2.5 m...

  In what has to be one of the most bogus lawsuits filed in recent memory, a Florida woman ('enuff said) filed a lawsuit last November against Kraft Heinz, the makers of Velveeta Shells and Cheese for $5 million. Keep reading to learn what happens when stupidity and greed collide at the intersection of What's Wrong with You street and Have You No Shame avenue. → Off track: I had to summon every ounce of strength to prevent myself from flying into a rage over the boneheadedness of this person. Prepare yourselves. Amanda Ramirez filed a lawsuit last November against Kraft Heinz because she felt the 3.5 minutes it takes to prepare the product is misleading. She objected to the package's claim of 3.5 minutes because it did not include the time it took her to unseal the package, remove the lid, add water, open the sauce packet, stir in the cheese sauce, and shove it in the microwave. In the empty vessel she calls her head, all this prep work took more than the 3.5 minutes the pa...

Lindsay Lohan, enjoying a different kind of bump

Fans of Madonna are in rage-mode, ya'll. Why? Because the "I'm Addicted" singer (see what I did there) was out and about yesterday and has yet to let fans know if she's delaying her tour - which is supposed to start Saturday in Vancouver. BTW, what can we tell from this picture above? No ass. It's gone. As in her surgically-enhanced poot-box seems to have left the building. Other then that, she looks pretty damn good for someone who was on the edge of death after an opiate overdose a bacterial infection   generalized unbearableness  a bout of who the fuque knows.  But back to Madonna's little monsters (ah hahahaha! come for me Gag fans!). Similar to Adele, when she had a case of the scareds before cancelling her first Vegas gig, Madonna's fans are shit out of luck in terms of all the hotel and plane fees they've paid and they are not amused. Concerns about refund eligibility? Pff. That's for the poors.  Om one hand, I feel for them. Many laid ...

Source: gwynethpaltrow/Instagram Broth connoisseur and sentient kindling Gwyneth Paltrow took some time with her head out of her 20-year-old stripper's ass this week to embark on a lavish vacation with her family in Italy, and aren't we lucky she shared the photos to prove it! I know we're all super busy mainlining cheez whiz and canned soup right now, but please! There's tatas involved so I need your full attention!