Lindsay Lohan's Baby Nursery: What You'd Expect

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Lindsay Lohan, enjoying a different kind of bump

Lindsay Lohan has long loved the beach - after all what's there not to love? The water! The sand! An excess of perverted billionaire magnates looking for filthy whores to poop on love! That's why it comes as no surprise that she's given the nursery of her future firecrotch goblin a beach theme - and if you're like me, you just pictured a baby mobile of tiny DJs spinning tinkly EDM tracks above a tiki-post crib.

The Mean Girls star shared photos on instagram Wednesday showing the beach-themed room, stating, "So excited to show you my nursery and the collection I designed with @nestigbaby!" She called the room "peaceful and playful", with her mom, Dina, gushing, "Sooo beyond blessed and super excited,".....which I am going to assume is mostly about the Carvel cake that will surely be had when Lohan finally releases her mini Kraken!




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