Fans Are Outraged That Madonna Is Ignoring Them. Plus an UPDATE.

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Fans of Madonna are in rage-mode, ya'll. Why? Because the "I'm Addicted" singer (see what I did there) was out and about yesterday and has yet to let fans know if she's delaying her tour - which is supposed to start Saturday in Vancouver.

BTW, what can we tell from this picture above? No ass. It's gone. As in her surgically-enhanced poot-box seems to have left the building. Other then that, she looks pretty damn good for someone who was on the edge of death after an opiate overdose a bacterial infection generalized unbearableness a bout of who the fuque knows. 


But back to Madonna's little monsters (ah hahahaha! come for me Gag fans!). Similar to Adele, when she had a case of the scareds before cancelling her first Vegas gig, Madonna's fans are shit out of luck in terms of all the hotel and plane fees they've paid and they are not amused. Concerns about refund eligibility? Pff. That's for the poors. 

Om one hand, I feel for them. Many laid out a nice chunk of change for the honor of watching her lip-sync. On the other hand, this is the same Madonna who, when asked about her sky-high ticket prices, smugly noted, "Save up. I'm worth it."And just like that, Madonna is pelted with a flurry of hydrangeas during her opening night concert performance. 


UPDATE: Madonna just burped up this message on the 'gram, telling fans, at the last possible minute most convenient to her, that, yes, she's rescheduling the North American dates on her tour, which were set to start this coming Saturday. Still out those hotel and airfare fees? Sowwy, bitches. *sympathy laugh*

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