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EVENING NIGHTCAP: Another Arrest For Little Orphan Annie's Doppelgänger. Nikki Sixx Needs A Mirror. Um...Who's Dis?

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  ►Zachery Ty Bryan (44) best known for his role in "Home Improvement" and having comic book Little Orphan Annie eyes, was arrested again. This is his 6th arrest in five years. He's on a first-name basis with police. At the rate he's racking up arrests he will be eligible for premier status. That will entitle him access to the express line for booking, his pick of a cell mate, and first dibs on the bunk. Membership does have its privileges. Zach's 6th arrest was for violating probation from a prior conviction for domestic violence. He's being held without bail at Eugene, Oregon.  But wait! His arrest comes with a bonus. His fiancee, Johnnie Faye Cartwright (32) was also arrested at the same time. She's facing charges that include DUI, reckless endangerment, and other stuff. She tried to run over Zach (with the kids in the backseat) and ended up in a ditch. Awe, ain't love grand. The couple not only share a passion for breaking the law but also collecti...

EVENING NIGHTCAP: Add ICEman To Dean's Resumé. Claire's Is Circling The Drain. Fire Your Stylist Nelly.

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    ►Actor and MAGA bootlicker Dean Cain (Govt Name: Dean Tanaka) traded in his cape, leotards, and girdle for a police baton, zip ties, and ski mask to become an ICE agent. Dean is a proud card-carrying member of MAGA and wants to rid the USA of illegal immigrants. Dean is 1/2 Japanese and claims to be proud of his heritage but uses "Cain" (step dad's name) and not the family name "Tanaka". Gee, I wonder if it's because he realized that passing himself off as faux Anglo would open more career doors. Anyway, he fully supports the militant, brutish actions of ICE agents. Yes folks, this asswipe who has said in past interviews he had family locked up in interment camps during WW2 because of racism and xenophobia wants to do the same to immigrants today. Dean wants to do his part to support the head of US Homeland Security, ICE Barbie Kristi Noem, by immersing himself as the agency's mouthpiece to recruit ICE agents, among other things. He'll probably b...

Russell Brand Is Accussed Of Assault. And Being A Shit Bag.

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   Photo: London Entertainment/Shutterstock / Daily Mail The unfunny pile of dung known as Russell Brand is being accused by four women of sexual assault, abuse and other salacious behavior. The victims claim the incidents occurred between 2006 - 2013. Russell released a video in which he vehemently denies the accusations which were brought to his attention by two media outlets. In the video, he said, “I’ve received two extremely disturbing letters, or a letter and an email, one from a mainstream media TV company, one from a newspaper, listing a litany of extremely egregious and aggressive attacks. But amidst this litany of astonishing, rather baroque attacks, are some very serious allegations that I absolutely refute.”  The video he made is posted below, from his You Tube channel.  It was reported The Times Sunday and Channel 4 Dispatches teamed up in a joint report to invest the allegations in a documentary. The documentary is scheduled to air over the weekend...

Dan Wootton has been suspended. Is being investigated for posing online as a fake agent in exchange for explict stuff from people

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  If you're not familiar with Dan Wootton, he's a bottom feeder who has a column in the UK Daily Fail Daily Mail. His claim to fame is reporting Megxit. Those who employ him refer to him as a journalist but I call him a hack. A true journalist does through research, relies on reputable sources and facts, and presents information in a professional manner that informs and educates the reader. What he does is crap not fit to line the bottom of a bird cage. Rant over. Several outlets are reporting Mr. Wootton has been suspended because of allegations he has been posing online as a fake entertainment agent who offers people money in exchange x-rated photos and videos of explicit acts.  According to reports, Mr. Wooton has been targeting media colleagues and friends for years with the scheme. In a report by The Byline Times via Deadline, "Wootton paid male porn stars to secretly film themselves having sex with men he had targeted." The article also allege bullying and ha...

Jason Aldean Swears His New Song Isn't Racist!

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Country music star, Jason Aldean is fuming, ya'll. Why, you ask? Because a lot of butt-hurt elites are are calling out his new ditty, "Try That In A Small Town," and its accompanying video, since many believe it's an ode to lynching all those pesky BLM protestors, or really  any Black person anyone who dares to "cuss out a cop." Let's have a lookie-loo:  What's the big whoop? Okay, so he sings about how he and his "Good ol' boys" are going to "Round 'em up" - in front of a specific Tennessee courthouse famed as a lynching site, and which appears to be on fire in the video. Please, ya'll are being extra. It's just a courthouse.  Also, so what if the small town chosen for the video shoot (which is not where the moneyed Aldean lives) was where a race riot nearly resulted in the death of Thurgood Marshall, and where a Black teen was lynched after being falsely accused of raping a white woman. Pff. Like anyone remember...