Peckerwood Manor

Innocent people who like to live without the knowledge that their fellow man is made up of people with unusual, bizarre fetishes, read no further. Save yourself. ABORT! DISENGAGE! I am warning you. If you want to stay a sweet summer child, leave the article. Go and forget this article even exists.  Okay then, if you insist. A woman suffered serious injuries and was left screaming in agony when, after her MRI, the tech began pulling the table out. She started howling like a banshee, which I am sure the tech found alarming or maybe not. Maybe he or she thought, Oh shit, another one? Why today? Today is my Friday, and I don't need one of you people coming in here with your perversions and depravity. Or maybe he or she just sighed, ambled over to the phone, and said in the receiver We have a TIR, thing-in- rectum or perhaps straight to the point AFWFOIA, which phonetically sounds a little like a strange ancient language butt (sorry, I had to) means another-fool-with-foreign-object-in-a...

Recently, a man was arrested for stealing "luxury" sex toys from a  suburban St. Louis  "Hustler Hollywood" chain store, so-called "luxury" because all of the varied dildos 'n' vibrators 'n' such were priced at $200.00 or more. And here I thought 'lectric bananas were more reasonably priced. But then these toys were made by "Lelo," which claims it's “one of the world’s leading designer brands for intimate lifestyle products!” It's also a Swedish company and you know those Swedes. So much winter, so much free time. Many questions were not answered in the arrest report, such as: did the perp buy these toys to use on himself, or to use with his partners, or both? And did he use them before he sold them on Facebook Marketplace, which is how he was caught by police? I lean towards "yes." So to those who bought them, dear lort, please wash that strap-on with lots of hot, soapy water before sexytimes. Also, smack yo...