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Welcome, hors, to the latest edition of "Nepo Watch!" Are you scared? You should be. Today we're all about Kelly Osbourne, a potty-mouthed goblin who was crotch-dropped by Sharon, her dethroned talk show hostess mother, and co-created with ooze from Ozzy, her now addled, dry drunk father who once enjoyed biting the heads off of live bats on stage with Black Sabbath. During this time, little Kelly toured the world with them - and was with them both when Ozzy was arrested in the late 1980s for attempting to murder Sharon by wringing her neck.  Team No One?   Such incidents formed Kelly, who later achieved nepo-messy renown - many times over - and has only recently popped back up in the news.   "I'm a nepo baby and I'm proud to be a fucking nepo baby," she's exclaimed on more than one occasion. She's also proud to recount her starry-eyed childhood, like the time she told mama Sharon, "No, I'm not doing this for you. I am not shitting in dad...

Heather Dubrow, a Bravo "Housewife" who once declared that she "hates plus-size pride," and who's married to Terry Dubrow, a celebrity plastic surgeon, swears on stack of Splenda that she's never had plastic surgery. Ever-ever-ever. Botox? Of course. Sculptura acid-based filler injections? Often (especially when she gets, as she says, "too thin"). But that's where she draws the line, because she likes to keep things "really natural." She's also bravely extolling the virtues of Ozempic, a life-saving drug for diabetics that's now in short supply nationwide. But not for diabetes, silly, for weight loss.  She's also spitting mad that people are "shaming" her and her celebrity friends about using the drug to slim down, and boldly predicts, "It's going to be like Botox when it first came out. Ozempic is an incredibly positive thing. It just really kick started me into eating better. It makes you feel like cra...