Heather Dubrow And Your Fav Celebs Think Ozempic Is Fabulous!

Heather Dubrow, a Bravo "Housewife" who once declared that she "hates plus-size pride," and who's married to Terry Dubrow, a celebrity plastic surgeon, swears on stack of Splenda that she's never had plastic surgery. Ever-ever-ever. Botox? Of course. Sculptura acid-based filler injections? Often (especially when she gets, as she says, "too thin"). But that's where she draws the line, because she likes to keep things "really natural." She's also bravely extolling the virtues of Ozempic, a life-saving drug for diabetics that's now in short supply nationwide. But not for diabetes, silly, for weight loss. 

She's also spitting mad that people are "shaming" her and her celebrity friends about using the drug to slim down, and boldly predicts, "It's going to be like Botox when it first came out. Ozempic is an incredibly positive thing. It just really kick started me into eating better. It makes you feel like crap 'cause nothing tastes good!"

So ignore "The Biggest Loser" trainer Jillian Michaels and intelligent, sane doctors everywhere - you never thought those two things would go together, did you? - who note that Ozempic's many side effects include, "Kidney issues, pancreatitis, loss of vision, gallbladder issues, vomiting, heart palpitations and thyroid cancer," to name just a few. But clearly Jillian and these docs are killjoys, because a host of celebrities swear by the drug. And not just Heather. 

Estimable stars like Chelsea Handler have used Ozempic. Though in fairness, she was completely unaware that she was. As she told a friend, she was merely injecting semaglutide for weight loss - prompting the friend to tell her that semaglutide is Ozempic. Oopsie! She swears she's not using it anymore and I totally believe her, don't you?

Khloe Kardashian uses Ozempic, but then said she doesn't - then slapped back at those who discount her simultaneous "dedication," as she says, to "working out" and "eating the right foods." And those plastic surgery accusations? Unfair! She decries all the "haters" who are obviously jelly of her pristine good looks. 

Also on the Ozempic train? Everyone's favorite - what, exactly? - Tracy Morgan, who cheerfully admitted on the "Today" show that he uses the drug and now eats only "half a bag of Doritos," adding that he injects the goods "every Thursday," and "I ain't lettin' it go." I'm going to put an asterisk next to Tracy, though, because he actually does have diabetes, so unlike most celebs, he's using it as prescribed but getting that extra Oh! Oh! benefit. Good for you, Trace!

Next, hide the children and shield the kitties, because former talk show host and living Gollum mask Sharon Osborne is a peppy proponent of Ozempic. She swears it's "no quick fix," while also noting that she's dropped 30 pounds in just a blink (if she could blink!) (I'm kidding!) (no, I'm not). She also swears she stopped using it after four months and no weight has returned - not one single puddle on her thighs - and anyways, as she says, being overweight is caused solely by people "eating too many chips and pies." We should for sure take her word for it. She's expert on so many topics. 

Other celebrities hogging all the Ozempic goods including Amy Schumer (but she's stopped, she insists, because it interfered with playtime with her child) (huh?) and someone you all know...

This time I'm giving you fair warning...

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Be afraid. Be very afraid...

Ta da! It's Elon Musk, everyone's favorite - twat? assholio? eyesore? - who's proudly stated that he's a regular Ozempic user, and even went so far as to say that it's "the secret to my physique!" along with intermittent fasting. So now we know. If you want to look like a slimy white blob about to give birth through your teets and ribcage, then Ozempic is the way to go. And remember, forget about all those regulars and their whatever diabetes. When you can look this glamorous, who cares? 

Photo Credits: Heather Dubrow/Instagram, Getty Images, ThePhotOne / BACKGRID