THIRSTY OR NOT THIRSTY? With T.J. Holmes And Amy Robach, Plus Jennifer Lawrence And Katt Willliams!
Welcome, fellow tricks, to the latest edition of Thirsty Or Not Thirsty. And hoo-boy, have we got some bone dry bitches up in these parts today. First up, T.J. Holmes and Amy Robach, TV's Darlingest Daytime Cheaters, who were once chucking the bone behind their spouses backs. You know the ones. At first they acted all, "Who me?" and "Giggle-giggle" and "Respect my horgasms!" Since then, they've become America's Darlingest Dick Sauce 'n' Gusher - the Unemployed Edition! - by giving interviews about their sex lives with any member of the presstitute they can find, and also by revealing all on their podcast, because of course they have a podcast. They've already whined (repeatedly) about how much money they've lost after being fired from their network gigs, paying divorce lawyers and selling houses and such. Oh, and they're recovering alcoholics, too. Fun! But here's the kicker: they claim it's all been worth it becaus...