Credit: AFP via Getty Here are Timothée Chalamet and his girlfriend, Kylie Jenner, attending the Marty Supreme premiere last night. The couple sported outfits made of the same orange tarp material designed by Chrome Hearts. I'm really loving Timmy's struggle 'stache and Kylie's cross accessories. The class is unmatched! Maybe these two crazy kids really are meant for each other. Orange you glad true love isn't dead?

Hola, Peckerdears! Today we take a gander at this little nugget I plucked from the world wide internets for you: an artfully enhanced image of polyethylene-based human buoy Marla "Be Yourself ™ "   Hooch and her cursed Victorian marionette, Timotheeeeeeeeee Chamalamadingdongallthelivelongday. And what a fetching couple they make! Honestly, I'm way more interested in the Face/Off version of these two than I am the Face/On, which is still only very slightly because my interest-level in general lies beneath the basement.  Photo Source: Reddit

Welcome to another edition of Nepo Watch! Today, we examine Lourdes Leon, looking above like a played out Slovakian hooker giving the world's laziest bj behind the 7-11 Slurpee machine after washing her chocha with water and Strawberry Emergen-C for that fizzy 'n fruity whisker-biscuit feeling.  Lourdes, as you know - and don't even pretend you don't - is the 26 year-old daughter of Vadge and dick cheese contributor, Carlos Leon, Vadge's one-time Cuban-American trainer turned sometime "actor." Lourdes claims that she once banged Timothee Chamalet in high school. "Next question, I'm outta here," said Timothee when recently asked about his past with Lourdes. Really, Tim-O-Tay? You're embarrassed by Lourdes? You?  You of the reported rot-cock and herpa-warts? Clap-clap-clap. But I digress.  At first, Lourdes wasn't too annoying. As a tween, she popped up in the news now and again, mostly because she'd been caught smoking after one o...