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OPEN POST: Will You See The Odyssey?

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Credit: Universal Pictures It seems like half of Hollywood is starring in The Odyssey: Zendaya, Tom Holland, Anne Hathaway, Matt Damon, the list goes on! To say the latest Nolan film is star-studded would be an understatement. My local subreddit was talking about they even did a special 70MM IMAX screening complete with a presentation from the projectionists. By all accounts, this is an epic movie with epic reception. So far it has grossed nearly $40 million and that number will surely multiply quickly.  So, Peckers, have you seen it yet? Do you plan to?

The Gheys And Homophobes Don't Like That Tom Holland's Being All Ghey!

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"Why don't you just try acting?" quipped Laurence Oliver, when Dustin Hoffman stayed up all night to play a sleep-deprived character in "Marathon Man." And here we are again, but with a modern twist! In "The Crowded Room," Tom Holland's fairly dullsville Apple TV series, The Gheys and The Homophobes are all up in arms, since Tom's character gets a hot daddy dicking from a hot daddy, or so it seems.  Honestly, like Tom doesn't have enough problems . Everyone needs to calm the fuque down. It's not like he pulled a Dustin Hoffman and got booty-banged for real, but this hasn't stopped the 'phobes from rabidly chiming in on Twatter with #notmyspiderman. For their part, a strain of Righteous Gheys™ are angry that one of their own isn't playing the role (because only gays know how to get their ass jacked, dont'cha know). I'm on the fence about this issue. In a perfect world, it would nice if there were out gay stars who cou...

Tom Holland Had A Booze Problem!

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Tom Holland, one of moviedom's favorite twinkie snack cakes and current paramour of Zendaya, moviedom's newest fashion-girl fashionista - really, she's absolutely killing it - had a big ol' problem with hootch.