Peckerwood Manor

Well, well, well, let's dive into the fascinating world of Rubi Rose, the rapper and "model" who's been making a killing on OnlyFans. This isn't your average "I sold some t-shirts and made a few bucks" story. No, no, this is a tale of a fan who's so dedicated he's dropped a jaw-dropping $62,000 on her content in just one month. Rubi Rose started her musical career in 2018 and has been raking in the cash on OnlyFans since 2020. And we're talking about the kind of cash that makes you go, "Wait, how much?!" in disbelief. In just two days of joining OnlyFans, she made a cool $100,000. That's impressive. Even more impressive, wait for it, are you sitting down? She's made 48 million dollars in total since she started. I thought that number was crazy until I did my research, and yes, these tricks rake in millions upon millions, showing their bodies to creepy men doing who knows what (we actually know what) and will pay for the priv...

  Photo: Drea de Matteo / Only Fans Drea de Matteo announced she has joined Only Fans. For $15.00 / a month viewers can get an eye full of whatever she's selling. Drea joins the roster of other Z-list celebs including Bella Thorne, Coco Austin, Iggy Azalea, Denise Richards, and Carmen Electra who are taking it all off for an easy paycheck. Hey, as long as it's legal and they're not hurting anyone or anything - that's their business. Drea is also peddling on Cameo. That's the celebrity shout-out service. A check is a check. All that said, I do take offense with the photo she used for the announcement (see above). WTF was she thinking? She looks like a hungover Mrs. Robinson wannabee who can't figure out what day of the week it is. And posing on a stained mattress with someone passed out on the floor doesn't say "sexy". The whole thing is like a scene from The Sopranos. Or a Terry Richardson photo shoot. Ick. She would fit right in as one of the Bada...

  Mattel, riding high off the fumes of the blockbuster Barbie movie (which crossed the $1 billion mark), has posted a job listing for a Chief UNO Player.  According to reports, "the ideal candidate for this role is "someone who's just as passionate about throwing down a Draw 4 as they are engaging strangers in a game. The new hire is expected to create and star in social content for UNO games and must work out of New York four days a week, four hours a day, for four consecutive weeks. The person hired will be paid $4,444 every week, per Mattel."  Talk about your lazy girl/boy job. Sit around an office for a few hours a day barfing up SM content for the game. Damn, I need to re-think my career choices. Anyway, there's supposedly a movie in the works based on the game. Back in 2021, rapper Lil Yachty was tied to the UNO movie. The premise being pitched was a potty-mouth action movie based on the hip hop scene. However, when the script was shared with Mattel exe...

Amanda Bynes may have once called Chrissy Teigen an "old, ugly model," but, hey, jealous much? Because Chrissy's rolling on ketamine these days. And before you can say, "She should roll right off a cliff" - you're such a meanie! - know that Chrissy's taking the hallucinogenic, dissociative anesthetic for therapeutic reasons. And don't you dare say, "Sure, Jan."  In a home tour for Architectural Digest , Chrissy and John graciously display their Vegas hotel suite their home in Beverly Hills to us lucky poors, and while the kids' rooms are admittedly fabulous, it's the art work which Chrissy wants us to take special note of. And who can blame her? The picture above is all due to Chrissy. She takes full credit for it. See, Chrissy was flying on donkey dust at her therapist's office one afternoon and had a startling vision. No, it wasn't a vision of Courtney Stodden committing suicide - that's in the past and she totally ap...