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OPEN POST: Sunday Comics With Gary Larson!

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Everyone has their favorite Gary Larson comic, right? The creator of "The Far Side," an artist who's now heavy into environmental causes, started the strip on a lark while working at a record store in Seattle. After submitting a few dashed-off, single-panel comics to local newspapers, he was surprised by the reception. The papers loved them - and so did their readers, who reveled in his dark, surreal vision of life, people, animals and even wee insects. The strip ran nationally for 15 years, its finale in January, 1995.  To me, "The Far Side" has always been an anomaly in the comic strip world. Children as well as adults used to look forward to their favorite newspaper comics in the morning - with cereal! - because they wanted to laugh with their favorite characters, like Snoopy or Cathy or Ziggy or Hobbes. But with "The Far Side," you weren't looking forward to recurring characters, you were looking forward to what Gary, the artist, was going to p...

Birthday Hors

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  Daniel Wayne Sermon - American musician, songwriter and record producer - 41 Galilea La Salvia - American actress - 22 Aurora - Norwegian singer-songwriter and record producer - 29 Bayley - American professional wrestler - 36 Nadine Coyle - Irish singer - 40 Neil Patrick Harris - American actor, singer, writer, producer, tv host - 52 Chloe Dao - American fashion designer and tv personality - 53 Poppy Montgomery - Australian-American actress - 53 Andy Pettitte - American former professional baseball player - 53 Dana Bash - American journalist, news anchor - 54 Jake Busey - American actor - 54 Daniel Lapaine - Australian actor and director - 54 Bif Naked - Canadian singer - 54 Leah Remini - American actress - 55 Ice Cube - American rapper, songwriter, actor, film producer - 56 Idalis DeLeón - American singer, actress and tv host - 56 Courteney Cox - American actress, director and producer - 61 Helen Hunt - American actress and director - 62 Jim Hanks - American actor and fi...

OPEN POST: Hailee Steinfeld's Wedding

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  Hailee Steinfeld and her husband, NFL star Josh Allen got married on May 31st and have shared the photos from their special day. The 28-year old actress says her wedding was filled with "love and magic" and the two were happy with their decision to ban phones at the ceremony to ensure their guests were fully present. Steinfeld's dress was designed by Tamara Ralph. See more photos below. Mazel! Source: Beau Society

Birthday Hors

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  Yasmine Bleeth - American actress and former model - 57 Gunna - American rapper, singer-songwriter - 32 Ryan McCartan - American actor and singer - 32 Princess Nokia - American rapper and songwriter - 33 Daryl Sabara - American actor - 32 Jesy Nelson - English singer - 34 Lucy Hale - American actress and singer - 36 Kevin McHale - American actor and singer - 37 Siobhán Donaghy - English singer-songwriter - 41 Torrance Coombs - Canadian actor - 42 Louis Garrel - French actor and filmmaker - 42 J.R. Martinez - American actor, motivational speaker - 42 Diablo Cody - American writer and producer - 47 Sullivan Stapleton - Australian actor - 48 Alan Carr - English comedian, broadcaster and writer - 49 Lynda Lopez - American journalist and author - 54 Steffi Graf - German former professional tennis player - 56 Faizon Love - American actor and comedian - 57 Traylor Howard - American actress - 59 Will Patton - American actor and audiobook narrator - 71 Marla Gibbs - American actress...

OPEN POST: Japanese Tattoos and Get Inked Already Bonnie Parker!!!

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  I have no tattoos. It was surprising for an artist/musician with a penchant for underground/alternative/indie vibes, but it was mostly because I saw so few I liked enough to want it on my body forever. I sketched some, painted some, illustrated some, and even designed some for others (including a boyfriend, loads of friends, my dad, and my ghey husband). But I shied away when it came to me; what if I robbed a bank? I would tell myself they would identify me through my tattoo! It was just an excuse to chicken out; I feared a mistake, the pain, and growing out of loving what I had loved before. And I am no Bonnie Parker, so robbing banks was not even a remote possibility, but still, what if? I have been looking at some and liking the skill and how lovely it looks when a skilled artist does the work. I started by looking at Yakuza tattoos, which are actually illegal in Japan. Then I saw some others and from there others. I don't know; maybe I will take the plunge and inc...

Caption This! Announcement for Next Week

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Hey, babes, I'll be a bit out of pocket next week, so our Caption This contest will be on hiatus until 6/23. See you then!

Caption This! Winners for 6/12

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Congratulations to the winners of yesterday's Caption This contest!

Birthday Hors

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  Malcolm McDowell - English actor - 82 Daniella Perkins - American actress and internet personality - 25 Kodi Smit-McPhee - Australian actor - 29 Violet Chachki - American drag queen, burlesque/aerial performer - 33 Aaron Taylor-Johnson - English actor - 35 Ashley & Mary Kate Olsen - American businesswomen, designers, former actresses - 39 Kat Dennings - American actress - 39 Raz-B - American singer and actor - 40 Chris Evans - American actor - 44 Ethan Embry - American actor - 47 Steve-O - American stunt performer and comedian - 51 Valeri Bure - Russian-American former ice hockey player - 51 Brande Roderick - American model and actress - 51 Rivers Cuomo - American musician, member of Weezer - 55 Jamie Walters - American actor and singer - 56 Regan Burns - American actor, comedian and game show host - 57 David Gray - British singer-songwriter - 57 Ally Sheedy - American actress - 63 Hannah Storm - American tv sports journalist - 63 Tim Allen - American actor and comedi...

Caption This! Winners for 6/10 & 6/11

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*Sorry for the delay, beloved hors. Been battling a plague the last couple of days.

Who is May's Shitbag of the Month?

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  Source: Sydney Film Festival First up this month are Alison Brie and Dave Franco. The couple are facing a copyright infringement suit pertaining to their upcoming body horror film, Together . The plaintiff, Patrick Henry Phelan, alleges that the film is a blatant rip-off of his 2023 independent movie titled Better Half . The plaintiff claims that both works centre around a couple who wake up to find their bodies physically fused together as a metaphor for codependency. The script for  Better Half was allegedly pitched to Franco and Brie back in 2020, but they rejected the offer because "they wanted to produce the film themselves and have WME, their agency, package the project with one of the agency's own writers." Hmm, that sounds pretty damning to me! Source: Getty Second is Michael Pitt. The pouty actor was arrested and charged for sex crimes and assaults that occurred in 2020 and 2021. While the indictment does not specify how many people are accusing Pitt of the cri...

OPEN POST: Hosted By "Today On Cooking With Brooklyn Beckham": CHILI CHEESE DOGS!

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Birthday Hors

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Jessie Reyez - Canadian singer-songwriter - 34 Cody Horn - American actress and model - 37 Abbey Lee - Australian model, actress and musician - 38 Dave Franco - American actor and filmmaker - 40 Kendra Wilkinson - American tv personality and real estate agent - 40 Chris Young - American country music singer-songwriter - 40 Artem Chigvintsev - Russian professional dancer - 43 Adriana Lima - Brazilian model - 44 Robyn - Swedish singer-songwriter, record producer and DJ - 46 Lil Duval - American stand-up comedian, musician and actor - 48 Jason Mewes - American actor, comedian, film producer and podcaster - 51 Mel Rodriguez - American actor and comedian - 52 Finesse Mitchell - American actor, stand-up comedian and author - 53 Rick Hoffman - American actor - 55 Frances O’Connor - British-Australian actress and director - 58 Paula Marshall - American actress - 61 Tim DeKay - American actor - 62 Eamonn Walker - English actor - 63 Meredith Brooks - American singer-songwriter and guitarist...

EVENING NIGHTCAP: Money Trouble For Ryan Lochte? NPH Is In & Ryan Is Out. This Dipsh**t...again.

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  ► Olympic swimmer and patron saint of dullards, Ryan Lochte (40) and his wife Kayla Rae Reid are finding themselves in money trouble. Kayla recently filed for divorce after 7 years with Mr. Jeah and sharing 3 dolphins...oops, I mean kids. I think she checked off "irreconcilable differences" box on the filing. Who knows. It's been reported the couple have racked up over $270,000 in debts. Of this, they owe over $99,000 to the IRS. Plus, there's a lien of over $2,200 filed against them on their Florida property by their local HOA; and another lien by Shands Teaching Hospital for over $127,000 in unpaid medical bills from 2023 when Ryan was their guest for 2 days receiving treatment for undisclosed issue. Maybe his swim trunks gave him an atomic wedgie? The hospital is also seeking another $39,000 in unpaid bills for care he received last year. Despite winning 12 Olympic medals and making the rounds on various celeb reality shows for a paycheck, I have no idea what he...

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