Ethan's Friends Are Concerned Ariana G Might Break His Heart and The Cad Files For Divorce

So old Ethan Slater's friends are afraid Ariana Grande will break his heart, and I can assure them that he will rue the day he ever met her because Ariana could give a master class in messy. Her relationships have a short shelf-life, and she hops from one dick to another dick as if she cannot be alone. Apparently, any dick will do, judging from this uninspired desperate choice. He will look back and realize their romance was suspended in a fairytale-like atmosphere in the on-set bubble. Their real lives don't encroach on this bubble, and artificial feelings grow into something unsustainable in the real world. Hence, actors' romantic relationships are hard to maintain since they may have natural chemistry with a co-star, and their loyal partner back home isn't there, so they don't factor in a cheater's decision to have a passionate lusty affair. It is an old trope. Yet, it happens over and over. These two aren't even original; they're cliche. 

Lily Jay, Ethan's ex and mother of his very young baby, was blindsided by the actor telling her that he was filing for a divorce. All of that weak news from sources that they were separated before filming began was a bald-faced lie. If they were supposed to be in that much trouble, that was news to Lily. He had made it seem like she was the light of his life in May while Ariana and this Ginger Garbage Boy were already hitting it. He wrote this to Lily on his IG: 'Happy first Mother's Day to the most loving, caring and wonderful mom/person in the world,' he wrote, signing it '- from this little guy and me.' And Ariana liked the comment knowing that she was sleeping with Ethan, so why be so callous? That same month, Dalton flew to London, supposedly to save their marriage. Funny timing, eh? This trick can't stand to be alone, and I bet she and her Ginger Garbage Boy couldn't get together, so her answer was to pretend she was interested in being with her husband without any real intention of salvaging the marriage. 

Ginger Garbage Boy embarked on this affair without regard for his wife, someone who had supported him when no one gave a damn about him before Broadway and before he had an agent or a fucking clue. To sit her down, according to "sources" (Ethan's publicist or an overworked assistant), give her only two days' notice that you plan to declare your love for another woman to the world and that you have been seeing this woman for months is cruel. It means he is a worthless scumbag, which means Ariana is a useless scumbag adjacent. I side-eye the two days' notice since Ethan and Ariana have tried to come out of this BS smelling like roses by lying and muddying the timeline at every turn. Maybe it is true, but this story changes daily, so no one knows what will happen tomorrow or what new truth a source will possibly decide to share.

The two cheaters met in December(photo above) as production began on Wicked, and there are whispers that they were misbehaving even back then. Maybe not a full-fledged affair, but it was sus. People who were working on Wicked have said that Ethan and Ariana weren't even discreet and were too lazy to make an effort to hide their affection for one another and would hold each other's hands in between takes. Blech. So all of Ariana's BS last week about her marriage wasn't true either. She even had the nerve to try to hint that her husband Dalton had been terrible to her and abusive by liking IG posts about living one's own life and affirming one's right to be free or some Eat, Pray, Love basic bitch shit that only a nitwit would see as deep and poignant. I am not saying he was a good husband, but it smells like she was looking for absolution because she knew what was coming. Slater and Grande (sounds like a cop show duo) have been lying their asses off to everyone, and they take us all for fools like we can't look at a calendar and do fundamental math. Even the rollout of this sordid relationship was sloppy. Neither of them gave a damn about anyone else's feelings or how humiliated Lily might be by their eagerness to declare their undying devotion to each other. As if these idiots are fucking Romeo and Juliet. We all know how that turned out, so fingers crossed. 

By all accounts, it is full steam ahead with Ariana. I hope it is full steam ahead over a cliff into an abyss inhabited by sadistic demons. I don't wish them well. I hope Ariana throws his heart in a meat grinder and destroys him because he deserves it. She deserves something similar, and I will explain why. Take a deep breath because this is such shitty behavior that I wish I could go up to her, snatch that ponytail off her head, and take some of her struggle edges with it. 

Ariana has spent time with Lily, Ethan, and their baby, and Lily was none the wiser that Ethan was regularly tripping and falling into Ari's vagina. Not just once, either; on multiple occasions, she would sit there speaking to the woman whose husband she was screwing like that crap is typical. The filing means Lily will share her child with a man who has little regard for her or their family and trust the baby with a well-known donut licker. While they play like this scenario is a love story for the ages, she will be rebuilding her future not as part of a little family but as a single mother of a small child. 

I implore Satan to unleash the hellhounds and make this relationship an exercise in extreme misery and overwhelming regret. I hope Lily meets someone who doesn't look like a garden gnome and treats her with respect, or may she live single and happy if that is what she chooses. I wish her well, and I want to tell the two miscreants to go to hell and fuck themselves, not each other, on the way. 

UPDATE: As I was going to publish this, another article made this story even worse. Lily found out about the affair in April. They were moving past it because she thought he had been starstruck and that it was over. So in May, he wrote that message on IG about her being a good person on Mother's Day. What Lily didn't know was that the affair was still going on. A source said Ariana has even held their baby and told Lily she wanted a baby of her own one day. WHILE SHE WAS BANGING HER HUSBAND, she said this. For Lily, there is no way she will ever take him back, and she is focused on her baby and building her life on her own.