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EVENING NIGHTCAP: Entitlement + Dorm Rooms = WTF. Nice Parenting *insert sarcasm*

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    Programming Note : Due to work schedule, I will be posting infrequently for the next few weeks. Thank you in advance for your understanding.   ► In the old days, dorm rooms were typically decorated with posters, small futon, and whatever crap your parents unloaded on you. When I went to college, my dorm room was decorated with posters of 1980s & 1990s bands and the periodic table of beer, a small side table missing a corner piece and a peacock wicker chair from Pier 1 that my mom hated so I took it. Today's college students would look down in disgust at this.  Nowadays students from entitled families are hiring dorm interior design services who charge up to $10,000 to decorate a dorm room. No longer does a freshman have to put up with a plywood bed and desk. They can now have a luxury headboard, wallpaper, window coverings, bed linens, custom furniture, artwork, and anything else a college freshman needs to tell the world, "I'm rich, bitch...

Ethan's Friends Are Concerned Ariana G Might Break His Heart and The Cad Files For Divorce

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So old Ethan Slater's friends are afraid Ariana Grande will break his heart, and I can assure them that he will rue the day he ever met her because Ariana could give a master class in messy. Her relationships have a short shelf-life, and she hops from one dick to another dick as if she cannot be alone. Apparently, any dick will do, judging from this uninspired desperate choice. He will look back and realize their romance was suspended in a fairytale-like atmosphere in the on-set bubble. Their real lives don't encroach on this bubble, and artificial feelings grow into something unsustainable in the real world. Hence, actors' romantic relationships are hard to maintain since they may have natural chemistry with a co-star, and their loyal partner back home isn't there, so they don't factor in a cheater's decision to have a passionate lusty affair. It is an old trope. Yet, it happens over and over. These two aren't even original; they're cliche.  Lily Jay, E...