Evening Nightcap: Judge orders Costner's soon to be ex-wife to move out. Madonna was revived with Narcan? America's 2nd favorite POS has been booted.

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Evening Nightcap will be an occasional post that will highlight whatever the hell is going or buzzing around the internet along my 2-cents comment. I'll write it when I need an excuse to procrastinate from solving the mysteries of life such as, "Why is there always a sock missing when I do laundry? Why do I get the shopping cart with the bad wheel?"

So pour yourself a glass of whatever soothes your soul and let's get started.

►A judge ordered Kevin Costner's soon-to-be ex wife, Christine Baumgartner, to grab her Louis Vuitton bags and move out of their house by end of the month, per the prenup agreement. Also, Costner made a counteroffer of $52,000/month in child support which she's balking at. BTW: She's demanding $250k. Yea, good luck with that.

Comment: This split is getting messy. I'm waiting for these two to sell tickets for their version of the live-action reboot of "War of the Roses".

►The internet is buzzing of reports that Madonna was revived with Narcan on her joy ride to the ICU.

 Comment: Call me cynic, but I've suspected there was more to the "infection" story. Uh-huh.

► America's favorite POS - Majorie Taylor Greene - has been booted from the right wing Freedom Caucus. Ha ha!

Comment: When one of the most far-right groups on Capitol Hill kicks you out because they think the crap you're howling is too crazy even for them, you know you've reached the pinnacle of runaway stupidity.

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