Jason Aldean Swears His New Song Isn't Racist!

Country music star, Jason Aldean is fuming, ya'll. Why, you ask? Because a lot of butt-hurt elites are are calling out his new ditty, "Try That In A Small Town," and its accompanying video, since many believe it's an ode to lynching all those pesky BLM protestors, or really any Black person anyone who dares to "cuss out a cop." Let's have a lookie-loo: 

What's the big whoop? Okay, so he sings about how he and his "Good ol' boys" are going to "Round 'em up" - in front of a specific Tennessee courthouse famed as a lynching site, and which appears to be on fire in the video. Please, ya'll are being extra. It's just a courthouse. 

Also, so what if the small town chosen for the video shoot (which is not where the moneyed Aldean lives) was where a race riot nearly resulted in the death of Thurgood Marshall, and where a Black teen was lynched after being falsely accused of raping a white woman. Pff. Like anyone remembers that. What are you, some kind of history nerd? You probably went to some dainty, elite college like Harvard, just like Ted Cruz like other people!

And so what if several of the clips in the video feature BLM protestors? "There isn't a single clip that isn't real news footage!" cries Aldean. That's tellin' 'em. And, yes, he actually chose the BLM clips in question, but no biggie and tupac. Like, if you grab a handful of M&Ms, you're bound to grab a gay one. 

Besides, lots of upright people just adore the video. "It's a great new song!" enthused the twice-impeached former President Trump, adding, "MAGA!" And Jeanine Pirro says that Aldean merely shot the video in front of that courthouse to show that BLM has been "breaking the law. Rioting and burning is what's happening there a hundred years later." 

I know, right? Protesting racist attacks on Black citizens and lynching Black citizens? Totally the same thing! As for Country Music Television, which yanked the video after the snowflakes objected, they've obviously been infiltrated with lawless Obama-voters. Where's Kanye West when we need him? He'll know just the right thing to say.

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