OPEN POST: Happy "Invite An Alien To Live With You" Day!

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Welcome to the weekend, hookers! We're going to start things off right by slipping on our sexiest space attire in an effort to entice all those intergalactical studs looking for a good time! After all, it's Invite An Alien To Live With You Day, and we are nothing if not an inclusive bunch of floozies.



Invite An Alien To Live With You Day was founded in an effort to remember the four-year-long sitcom Mork & Mindy starring Robin Williams and Pam Dawber. And let me tell you, little Sebastian LOVED Mork & Mindy. Originally appearing on Happy Days clearly after Fonzie jumped the shark, the character of Mork (played by Robin Williams) was an alien from the planet Ork who arrived on earth in an egg-shaped spacecraft. He quickly shacked up with Mindy (played by Pam Dawber) of Boulder, CO, and late 70s/early 80s cheese ball hilarity ensued. Na-nu, na-nu, bitches!


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