Toxic Couples: Ariana and Ethan Are Shameless Edition. FFS and WTF.

These two thought they could keep their messy business to themselves. What have we known all along? That these liars have lied about the timetable. We knew they didn't get together after he supposedly separated from his wife. We knew Ginger Garbage Boy and the Donut Licker had been sloppy, so we knew someone would catch them. Did they even try to keep it quiet? Were there any attempts not to hurt his wife or humiliate their spouses? The answer would be a big fat NO. Usually, when people have affairs, they try to be discreet, but there is something extra egregious about these two. 

Messy and Messier were caught in a bar months before Ethan told his wife he was leaving her and their baby. Things were a little murky before, but since my last report, these are the things that have come out and a refresher:

-A cast member told Lilly about the affair. Horrible. 

-They were messing around in December before Ariana split from her husband. If they were cozy in March in public, then come on, this rings very true. 

-They both pretended to try to patch things with their spouses in May when Ethan gushed over his wife while he was falling into Ariana's donut hole. 

-They were holding hands onset for the world to see. Ariana knows that people talk and knows better than to think it would be kept private. Hmmm. It is almost like she wanted to be "caught."

-They were seen in a bar where anyone could see them rubbing on each other, gazing into each other's eyes and kissing and kissing and then more kissing; she's highly recognizable, and who can miss flaming ginger hair? It is always memorable. Hmmm. Ariana seems like you wanted to be seen. 

-Ginger Garbage Boy and the Donut Licker are pathetic.

-Ariana and Dalton double-dated with Ethan and Lilly. I know! Why do this? Ariana and this fool were bumping it and had the nerve to go on a double date with their spouses. What happened to Ariana and Dalton were separated? That couldn't be because we know if they double dated, it means he spent time in London after she claimed they were separated. Ariana didn't leave LA before December, so none of that bunk her people are trying to shove on us is remotely the truth.

-Lilly is more than a singer; she is a psychology extern; in 2014, she helped launch a campaign with Obama and Biden called It's On Us, encouraging bystanders to intervene when possible to help prevent assault. She dropped what she was doing to join Ethan in London.

-Lilly was introduced to Ariana's mother and brother (doesn't say if it was The Al Jolson of our time Frankie or not) 

-They are pathetic.

-Ariana hung out with Ethan and Lilly quite often. She befriended Lilly and shared time with her and their baby, telling her that one day she would love to have a baby of her own. 

No matter how her team tries to sell it, this is a bad look, and because a baby is involved, it is even worse. Each revelation is more destructive than the last one. If Ariana gets pregnant with a garden gnome, they will never live that shit down, and what we know that Ethan doesn't know is that Ariana will move on, and he will have nothing. She has fans; he does not. She has a long career and a team of people whose sole job is to make her look good; he does not. Broadway Spongebob will be lucky to do Community Theatre in Boise after their affair ends, and he will try to get Lilly back because he will have no one and nothing. That's the way of things, and I feel no sympathy for him. 

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