OPEN POST: Sunday Style With Bumpits!

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Let it be known! Fashion IS having a bushy tumor growing atop your noggin. Go on, turn your hair into a giant lollipolyp. Fuzzy-wuzzy Cysts 'R' Us, amireet? The possibilities are endless.

Bumpits, as you know, were a fashion "yes" in the early aughts, and if you were a glamorous starlet like Snooki, you dazzled everyone with your beaver-smooth woolly asshat. 

Some starlets, like Jennifer-Love-Something-Or-Other, did not get the memo. Make it fashion, gurl, but please don't make it a jumblefuck of tendrils and long, overgrown pube extensions. Ick. Nast.

Naturally, Reese Witherspoon rocked the Bumpit to perfection. Men everywhere were getting nipple chubs and exploding with boner butter, so stunning was her honey-colored hoochie hump. This is the Bumpit done right. 

Photo Credits: Getty Images, AP


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