OPEN POST: Lovely Laziness, Or What Did You Do This Holiday Weekend?

If you're 'Murican, your long holiday weekend is just about over, which means work starts up again on Monday. Sad emoticon and suchlike. On the plus side, you've hopefully had time to be a lazy little cuss like Peckerwood Manor resident, Miss Edie, whose been lolly-gagging around the near-empty manse, flirting with the raccoons outside and the many cats (inside and out). 

But what about you, fellow manor mate? Did you hit up Black Friday sales? If so, were you mauled? Are you still alive? Did you putter about the house aimlessly? Maybe got a little gardening in? Or perhaps you enjoyed multi-cocktail brunches with friends. Perhaps you're still at one. If so, have a drink on me. Have several! 

If you've been contending with loud chirruns, you have my deepest sympathies. Please know that we have plenty of Manor-manufactured Tyke Tranquilizers™ for your use and sanity once you're back (the chocolate flavor is limited, so do call ahead). Or maybe you're stuck at the airport or in traffic, in which case you also have my deepest sympathies. Bendy Boyz™ are on standby to give you the deepest of deep massages upon your return to the Manor (or they can simply bend about for you, which is likewise such a pleasant tonic, don't you think?). 

Whatever you did or didn't do, tells us! And know that the manor's kittens are eagerly awaiting your company. They might have torn down your curtains, or left of bit of vom here and there, but the manor staff will see to this. At any rate, they're so goddamn cute, so we can hardly scold them (and would never). Carlos the Cat has been especially bored without any hooman to play with, so do make sure and give him a scritchy-scratch as soon as possible.